Sarah Silverman Quotes
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I love trying new restaurants.
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Shut your mouth! You dare speak his name with your unworthy lips, you dare besmirch it with your half-blood's tongue, you dare —
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The fate of the world rests on this one thing: our capacity to actualize our spiritual potential, and quickly.
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I believe it should be within 12 months or more, 24 months, something like that.
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There is an indomitable quality within the human spirit that cannot be destroyed; a face deep within the human personality that is impregnable to all assaults.
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I concluded that I might take as a general rule the principle that all things which we very clearly and obviously conceive are true: only observing, however, that there is some difficulty in rightly determining the objects which we distinctly conceive.
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I stroke her lightly, memorizing her body. I want her to melt into me, like butter on toast. I want to absorb her and walk around for the rest of my days with her encased in my skin. I lie motionless, savoring the feeling of her body against mine. I'm afraid to breathe in case I break the spell.
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Now, nothing can be brought from potentiality to actual existence except through something actually existing.
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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Behind each person is an utter mystery, supreme value. The more we recognize this the better we ALL get.
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I love beautiful things. I'm not into art so much, like paintings.
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My education is going to take me 10 times further than my athletic ability.
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The specific story line that people have responded to the most has been the horror of bathing suit shopping.
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Sex has the unparalleled power to make us absurd to ourselves. It also has the power to make us understand transcendence.
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I've never called President Obama a racist. I love President Obama. I pray for him all the time. God loves President Obama. God loves you. And God loves me.
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Political correctness is a concept invented by hard-rightwing forces to defend their right to be racist, to treat women in a degrading way and to be truly vile about gay people. They invent this idea of people who are politically correct, with a rigid, monstrous attitude to life so they can attack. But we have all had to learn to modify our language. That's all part of being a decent human being.
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All is going well so far. There are some remarks here and there and there are some complaints here and there but we expect to resolve those questions or complaints Sunday and the next day.
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I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.
