Sarah Silverman Quotes
My dad was a bedwetter; I think his dad was a bedwetter. I like to talk about it because it's something that I thought would be my deepest, darkest secret my whole life, and then you become an adult, and it's not.
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There is no planning. On the night it is really great, it's euphoria and if it is not so great there is always tomorrow night. That was his attitude.
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From my experience and understanding, I believe money follows name and fame, while recognition calls for a huge amount of sacrifice. To get something, you have to lose something. That's the rule of life.
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One's own religion is after all a matter between oneself and one's Maker and no one else's.
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I love the Royal Family. The Queen, she's fabulous.
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Women empowerment does not mean you create complex among men. Then it will take 20 more years to empower men. It is all about evolving as a soul, as a human being. It does not mean that you become a sexist.
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People employed in financial institutions are rarely interesting and even more rarely likable.
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Even as a kid, I was a businessman. I figured out that if you plucked all the berries off my neighbor's tree and smashed them up, they made a Nickelodeon Gak-type consistency. I sold them to all the neighborhood kids and made stacks of quarters. Of course, the berries were poisonous, and I got in all types of trouble.
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I've been in some bad TV shows and suffered through so much poor writing.
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Luxury is a state of mind.
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I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
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In my opinion, faith helps in many contexts.
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The essence of a role-playing game is that it is a group, cooperative experience.
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Regarding the Hall of Fame, when they decided I was going to be one of the possible candidates, when I heard that, I was so thrilled. You're always hoping for something like that.
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People say they like my fashion-haul videos because it's like you've been shopping with your friends, and you look back over what you have bought.
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The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes amounts to certainty; the new therefore always appears in the guise of a miracle.
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Triple tonguing? It was sort of invented. It wasn't in the script. It was something that I came up with.
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Acting is such a feminine process: you have to become the desire of others. I'm OK with this, and so is Gerard Depardieu. In many ways, he's very feminine.
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A productive employee who is kept busy working at his or her job is far more likely to be happy at that job and less likely to look for employment elsewhere.
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Suddenly a single shot on the extreme left rang out on the clear morning air, followed quickly by several others, and the whole line pushed rapidly forward through the brush.
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The single common denominator of men and women who achieve great things is a sense of destiny.
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There's often more than one correct thing.There's often more than one right thing.There's often more than one obvious thing.
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The teacher is commodified, the school is a shop, the subjects are consumer goods. To read, to think, to reflect, isn't a question of want, it's a question of need.
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I'm actually named Matthew William Kearney: my middle name is named after my grandfather.
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My dad was a bedwetter; I think his dad was a bedwetter. I like to talk about it because it's something that I thought would be my deepest, darkest secret my whole life, and then you become an adult, and it's not.
