Sarah Silverman Quotes

My dad was a bedwetter; I think his dad was a bedwetter. I like to talk about it because it's something that I thought would be my deepest, darkest secret my whole life, and then you become an adult, and it's not.

Sarah Silverman

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• Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

  

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• From my experience and understanding, I believe money follows name and fame, while recognition calls for a huge amount of sacrifice. To get something, you have to lose something. That's the rule of life.

  

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• One's own religion is after all a matter between oneself and one's Maker and no one else's.

  

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• I love the Royal Family. The Queen, she's fabulous.

  

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• Women empowerment does not mean you create complex among men. Then it will take 20 more years to empower men. It is all about evolving as a soul, as a human being. It does not mean that you become a sexist.

  

  Kangana Ranaut
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• I'm a conservative Republican, small-business guy, married to same gal - love of my life - for 36 years. Strong family man, deacon at my church; I believe in America. I know government is not the answer; individual liberty and personal responsibility is the answer.

  

  Randy Weber
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• It's funny. Some people remember that a lot more than I do. I remember certain parts of it, and if everybody who mentioned that to me had been to the game who said they were at the game, there'd be 800,000 people at that game, I think.

  

  Carlton Fisk
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• People employed in financial institutions are rarely interesting and even more rarely likable.

  

  Nassim Nicholas Taleb
  • People
  • Interesting
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• Even as a kid, I was a businessman. I figured out that if you plucked all the berries off my neighbor's tree and smashed them up, they made a Nickelodeon Gak-type consistency. I sold them to all the neighborhood kids and made stacks of quarters. Of course, the berries were poisonous, and I got in all types of trouble.

  

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• I've been in some bad TV shows and suffered through so much poor writing.

  

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• Jerusalem is united, will never be divided again.

  

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• Luxury is a state of mind.

  

  L'Wren Scott
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• I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.

  

  H. L. Mencken
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• If we want girls to receive positive reinforcement for early acts of leadership, let's discourage bossy behavior along with banning bossy labels. That means teaching girls to engage in behaviors that earn admiration before they assert their authority.

  

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• In my opinion, faith helps in many contexts.

  

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• The essence of a role-playing game is that it is a group, cooperative experience.

  

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• Regarding the Hall of Fame, when they decided I was going to be one of the possible candidates, when I heard that, I was so thrilled. You're always hoping for something like that.

  

  Gabriela Sabatini
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• If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut.

  

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• This gold medal, to me, is a very good outcome from the many years I've spent on my professional career.

  

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  • Good
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• I think that I am lucky and blessed to have the job that I have, and I am trying to create longevity. If that means that I transition into different things at different points in my life, then that's fine. I also believe that if doors don't open, make new doors, so I've also started producing quite a bit of things.

  

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• God is not the mere dead conception to which we have thus given utterance, but he is in himself pure Life.

  

  Johann Gottlieb Fichte
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  • God

• My dad was a bedwetter; I think his dad was a bedwetter. I like to talk about it because it's something that I thought would be my deepest, darkest secret my whole life, and then you become an adult, and it's not.

  

  Sarah Silverman
  • Life
  • Thinking
  • Secret