Sarah Silverman Quotes
My dad was a bedwetter; I think his dad was a bedwetter. I like to talk about it because it's something that I thought would be my deepest, darkest secret my whole life, and then you become an adult, and it's not.
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From my experience and understanding, I believe money follows name and fame, while recognition calls for a huge amount of sacrifice. To get something, you have to lose something. That's the rule of life.
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One's own religion is after all a matter between oneself and one's Maker and no one else's.
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I love the Royal Family. The Queen, she's fabulous.
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People employed in financial institutions are rarely interesting and even more rarely likable.
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Even as a kid, I was a businessman. I figured out that if you plucked all the berries off my neighbor's tree and smashed them up, they made a Nickelodeon Gak-type consistency. I sold them to all the neighborhood kids and made stacks of quarters. Of course, the berries were poisonous, and I got in all types of trouble.
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I've been in some bad TV shows and suffered through so much poor writing.
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Luxury is a state of mind.
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I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
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The essence of a role-playing game is that it is a group, cooperative experience.
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Regarding the Hall of Fame, when they decided I was going to be one of the possible candidates, when I heard that, I was so thrilled. You're always hoping for something like that.
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Triple tonguing? It was sort of invented. It wasn't in the script. It was something that I came up with.
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Acting is such a feminine process: you have to become the desire of others. I'm OK with this, and so is Gerard Depardieu. In many ways, he's very feminine.
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A productive employee who is kept busy working at his or her job is far more likely to be happy at that job and less likely to look for employment elsewhere.
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Chi non esce dal suo paese, vive pieno di pregiudizi.
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I think I need to be taken away, dropped in some territory with just a lot of loud guys.
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I like it when adult straight men are big fans of 'Pitch Perfect!'
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Through art, you create your own world.
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I don't care if I was a ditch-digger at a dollar a day, I'd want to do my job better than the fellow next to me. I'd want to be the best at whatever I do.
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I want to be fashion's Erykah Badu. What I admire about her is her timelessness and her fearless approach.
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If I hear a record once, I usually never listen to it again. I rarely listen to music - unless it's Billie Holiday.
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For some reason, I never watched Lifetime but just discovered it. I was like, 'Oh, it's all rom-coms!'
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I'm not the kind of person to sit and dwell for ages on something that happened. I go through something, I experience it, I try to learn from it, and I move forward.
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There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.
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My dad was a bedwetter; I think his dad was a bedwetter. I like to talk about it because it's something that I thought would be my deepest, darkest secret my whole life, and then you become an adult, and it's not.
