Scott Adams Quotes
As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.

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I've turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor... and now I'm a style guru!
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But when ill indeed, Even dismissing the doctor don't always succeed.
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A doctor can only treat patients. A doctor can only help the people who are shot or who are injured. But a politician can stop people from injuries. A politician can take a step so that no person is scared tomorrow.
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The doctor who applied a stethoscope to my heart was not satisfied. I was told to get my papers with the clerk in the outer hall. I was medically rejected.
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'School of Rock' was just once in a lifetime things; I want to be a doctor, actually. I'd go an do the sequel if they asked me to.
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What I think a doctor should do is prevent disease, by any means necessary.
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My dad was a doctor, but he was just always, like, going from hospital to hospital for some reason.
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As a medical doctor, it is my duty to evaluate the situation with as much data as I can gather and as much expertise as I have and as much experience as I have to determine whether or not the wish of the patient is medically justified.
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Relationships are hard. If as an actor you marry an engineer or a doctor, it's really hard for them because they don't understand what your life is like. We live two lives. We have a 'reel' life and a real life.
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First off, I could never become a doctor. Blood? Even the fake blood on 'American Horror Story,' I'm kind of ready to hurl.
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You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
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If you put a much older woman in 'Doctor Who,' they can identify with it. I think it's quite an interesting concept, and if you remember things like 'Grimm's Fairytales,' the older woman is often the villainess, often the terrifying figure - why I do not know, but often she is. I think it's an idea to be exploited.
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ESPN is a very anchor-driven network, which I love.
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Those who oppose reform will also tell you that under our plan, you won't get to choose your doctor - that some bureaucrat will choose for you. That's also not true.
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
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I was really into my studies and wanted to be a doctor.
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When you're brown and Indian, you get offered a lot of doctor roles.
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When the doctor told me I had cancer, I was scared.
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I realized that becoming a doctor, I can only help a small community. But by becoming a politician, I can help my whole country.
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I am reading Henry James...and feel myself as one entombed in a block of smooth amber.
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Passion is what you need to be good, an unforgiving passion.
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By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself.
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Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
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As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.