Scott Adams Quotes
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
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My hunger is always there.
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Should the time come when the county family will be taken away, then the parish will feel for some time like a mouth from which a molar has been drawn - there will be a vacancy that will cause unrest and discomfort.
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The more I talk about things, the more I understand myself.
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I'm never away from my boys for more than three days.
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I'll tell you, I never thought I'd ever be going into law, and certainly not the same kind of law as my dad.
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I was the family alien. Both my parents are quite creative, but I was... appalling... always putting on little shows. I was rather a shy child, not a natural performer, but there was a performative edge to everything I did.
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When people think of someone being prolific, it's like, 'He's got a vault with 5,000 songs in it,' or something, but I just kind of pick them out of the air when they float by.
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One of the satisfactions of a genius is his will-power and obstinacy.
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It's true that immigrant novels have to do with people going from one country to another, but there isn't a single novel that doesn't travel from one place to another, emotionally or locally.
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When the Americans were trying to conquer the Navajos, they felt this need to capture Canyon de Chelly like it was the Navajo capital. It was a meeting place and a sanctuary of last refuge. To control Canyon de Chelly was to control the Navajo people.
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Advancement only comes with habitually doing more than you are asked.
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I personally like to do independent films.
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The products I review are typically lent to me by their manufacturers for a few weeks or months. I return any products I am lent for review, except for items of minor value that companies typically don't want back. In the case of these items, I either discard them or give them away to charity.
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To be understood is to prostitute yourself.
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I don’t like animals. It’s a strange thing, I don’t like men and I don’t like animals. As for God, he is beginning to disgust me.
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There is no muse of philosophy, nor is there one of translation.
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And I stare at the phone, he still hasn't called.And then you feel so low you can't feel nothing at all.And you flash back to when he said forever and always.Oh, and it rains in your bedroom,Everything is wrong.It rains when you're here and it rains when you're gone.'Cause I was there when you said forever and always.
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When I get anxious and scared, I probably lose my temper more than I should.
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America has gone crazy with greed. I really have to say that.
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You change your life by changing your heart.
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There is nobody I know by name who is concerned with collecting information for the Russian authorities. There are people whom I know by sight whom I trusted with my life.
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Variability is the law of life, and as no two faces are the same, so no two bodies are alike, and no two individuals react alike and behave alike under the abnormal conditions which we know as disease.
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Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
