Scott Adams Quotes
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One can become enthusiastic over anything. For a time I was delighted with bomb throwing. It gave me a tremendous pleasure to bomb those fellows from above.
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It's weird: for someone who mostly really exists online, I'm actually not very interested in the Internet at all.
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It is good to connect to someone who reminds you that you have some real authenticity.
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I regret all of my books.
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Politicians have limited power. They can't impose morality on themselves. How can they impose it on the country?
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Sense the blessings of the earth in the perfect arc of a ripe tangerine, the taste of warm, fresh bread, the circling flight of birds, the lavender color of the sky shining in a late afternoon rain puddle, the million times we pass other beings in our cars and shops and out among the trees without crashing, conflict, or harm.
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What are you doing to magnify and grow your business? What are you doing for yourself? You have to self-motivate. I had to learn a million things on Google until I was able to meet people who I could partner with for help.
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People always want to compare their hands to mine. Pretty much everywhere I go.
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We could have done things in a more transparent manner and explained better.
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I love being someone I'm not for a period of time. I love every minute of being in someone else's skin.
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There are always wonderful mysteries to confront.
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Every relationship probably has, at its inception, a hundred things that you could pick on and divert you from it, but the feeling is there. You figure out a way to make it work.
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I'll be honest; I'm a student of fashion. I say that because I just wear what I feel. I'm not led by name brands and things like that.
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Artists make our lives livable and enjoyable.
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He's the president of the United States. He's got to work 14 to 16 hours a day, run foreign and domestic policy. If he's got time for mistresses after all that, what the hell difference does it make?
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When I started 'The Soup' back in 2004, I was so anxious because I can't really read, and I had to read teleprompter.
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I've done four videos for older people under my new brand, Prime Time, and the missing link was yoga. I'm aiming it for older people - people who have never worked out or who are recovering from a surgery and have to start slow. It's easy, you can't get hurt, it's very doable, and I've done it in ten-minute segments.
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I'm really interested in writing a piece of music that will move you, that will really move you. That is really the only reason that I'm writing music.
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Patience is a virtue, and I'm learning patience. It's a tough lesson.
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It always made me sad that there were kids who didn't have homes.
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I always had dreams. I knew I wanted to have money to buy things at the flea market. That's worked out well.
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My abiding faith in the wisdom of our electorate is what gives me hope.
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The truth is, if you're lucky enough to work, you're a lucky actor.
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