Scott Adams Quotes
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One can become enthusiastic over anything. For a time I was delighted with bomb throwing. It gave me a tremendous pleasure to bomb those fellows from above.
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It's weird: for someone who mostly really exists online, I'm actually not very interested in the Internet at all.
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When people are taken out of their depths they lose their heads, no matter how charming a bluff they may put up.
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It is good to connect to someone who reminds you that you have some real authenticity.
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I regret all of my books.
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Lying and corruption are in the Iranian society in all sense of the world, and if you do research about married women, you see that a lot of them tell you they get a lot of enjoyment from breaking the rules of corruption, because just for the fact that they break the rules, it makes them oppose the system.
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Politicians have limited power. They can't impose morality on themselves. How can they impose it on the country?
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Sense the blessings of the earth in the perfect arc of a ripe tangerine, the taste of warm, fresh bread, the circling flight of birds, the lavender color of the sky shining in a late afternoon rain puddle, the million times we pass other beings in our cars and shops and out among the trees without crashing, conflict, or harm.
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What are you doing to magnify and grow your business? What are you doing for yourself? You have to self-motivate. I had to learn a million things on Google until I was able to meet people who I could partner with for help.
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People always want to compare their hands to mine. Pretty much everywhere I go.
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We could have done things in a more transparent manner and explained better.
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I love being someone I'm not for a period of time. I love every minute of being in someone else's skin.
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There are always wonderful mysteries to confront.
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Every relationship probably has, at its inception, a hundred things that you could pick on and divert you from it, but the feeling is there. You figure out a way to make it work.
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I'll be honest; I'm a student of fashion. I say that because I just wear what I feel. I'm not led by name brands and things like that.
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Artists make our lives livable and enjoyable.
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He's the president of the United States. He's got to work 14 to 16 hours a day, run foreign and domestic policy. If he's got time for mistresses after all that, what the hell difference does it make?
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When I started 'The Soup' back in 2004, I was so anxious because I can't really read, and I had to read teleprompter.
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I've done four videos for older people under my new brand, Prime Time, and the missing link was yoga. I'm aiming it for older people - people who have never worked out or who are recovering from a surgery and have to start slow. It's easy, you can't get hurt, it's very doable, and I've done it in ten-minute segments.
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Maybe I'm too young to keep good love from going wrong, but tonight you're on my mind, so you never know.
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In movement class, you had to lie on the floor and get your alignment in to pass the class.
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We have the incredible privilege of serving in the highest offices in the state. We must prove ourselves worthy of our fellow citizens' faith. We must be trusted to always place the public's good above our own and to always choose fairness over favoritism.
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If you slow things down, you notice things you hadn't seen before.
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