Scott Adams Quotes

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• I don't think of 'Macbeth' as the villain. I don't think of 'King Lear' as the villain. I don't think of 'Hamlet' as the villain. I don't think of 'Travis Bickle' as the villain.

  

  Damien Chazelle
  • Think
  • King
  • Hamlet

• When you're in the battlefield, survival is all there is. Death is the only great emotion.

  

  Samuel Fuller
  • Great
  • Death
  • Survival

• Few can contemplate without a sense of exhilaration the splendid achievements of practical energy and technical skill, which, from the latter part of the seventeenth century, were transforming the face of material civilization, and of which England was the daring, if not too scrupulous, pioneer.

  

  E. F. Schumacher
  • Energy
  • Civilization
  • Skill

• One can become enthusiastic over anything. For a time I was delighted with bomb throwing. It gave me a tremendous pleasure to bomb those fellows from above.

  

  Manfred von Richthofen
  • Time
  • Pleasure
  • Enthusiastic

• It's weird: for someone who mostly really exists online, I'm actually not very interested in the Internet at all.

  

  FKA twigs
  • Weird
  • Internet
  • Someone

• When people are taken out of their depths they lose their heads, no matter how charming a bluff they may put up.

  

  F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • People
  • Up
  • May

• It is good to connect to someone who reminds you that you have some real authenticity.

  

  T. J. Miller
  • Good
  • Real
  • You

• I regret all of my books.

  

  Zora Neale Hurston
  • Books
  • Regret

• Lying and corruption are in the Iranian society in all sense of the world, and if you do research about married women, you see that a lot of them tell you they get a lot of enjoyment from breaking the rules of corruption, because just for the fact that they break the rules, it makes them oppose the system.

  

  Bahman Ghobadi
  • World
  • Women
  • Society

• This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

  

  Samuel Goldwyn
  • Music
  • Enough
  • Sarcasm

• Politicians have limited power. They can't impose morality on themselves. How can they impose it on the country?

  

  Cal Thomas
  • Country
  • Power
  • Morality

• Sense the blessings of the earth in the perfect arc of a ripe tangerine, the taste of warm, fresh bread, the circling flight of birds, the lavender color of the sky shining in a late afternoon rain puddle, the million times we pass other beings in our cars and shops and out among the trees without crashing, conflict, or harm.

  

  Jack Kornfield
  • Earth
  • Perfect
  • Color

• People use restaurants to do business, to do politics, to socialize.

  

  Danny Meyer
  • People
  • Business

• What are you doing to magnify and grow your business? What are you doing for yourself? You have to self-motivate. I had to learn a million things on Google until I was able to meet people who I could partner with for help.

  

  Karen Civil
  • People
  • Business
  • Help

• People always want to compare their hands to mine. Pretty much everywhere I go.

  

  Kawhi Leonard
  • People
  • Pretty

• We could have done things in a more transparent manner and explained better.

  

  Jay Y. Lee
  • Done

• I love being someone I'm not for a period of time. I love every minute of being in someone else's skin.

  

  Jessica Biel
  • Time
  • Period

• There are always wonderful mysteries to confront.

  

  David Eagleman

• Every relationship probably has, at its inception, a hundred things that you could pick on and divert you from it, but the feeling is there. You figure out a way to make it work.

  

  Bennett Miller
  • Work
  • Feeling
  • Relationship

• For example, I was discussing the use of email and how impersonal it can be, how people will now email someone across the room rather than go and talk to them. But I don't think this is laziness, I think it is a conscious decision people are making to save time.

  

  Meg Wheatley
  • People
  • Time
  • Decision

• I don't believe in aliens. I don't think aliens or ghosts like black people. We never get abducted; our houses never get haunted. It always happens in rural areas, where no ethnic people live. The day I see somebody from South Central Los Angeles say, 'Man, I got abducted yesterday,' then I'll believe it.

  

  Alvin Nathaniel Joiner
  • People
  • Believe
  • Men

• The electorate, Adam had read in The Economist, would grow increasingly diverse and the Republicans would die off as a national party even if something remained the matter with Kansas.

  

  Ben Lerner
  • Republicans
  • Diverse
  • Economist

• We all have our own areas where we are gifted or where we struggle and that's at the heart of everyone's journey.

  

  Clive Rowe
  • Heart
  • Struggle
  • Journey

• If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.

  

  Scott Adams