Scott Aukerman Quotes
I came into the 'Comedy Bang! Bang!' TV show with a level of confidence that I don't think I would've had if I hadn't been doing the podcast for three years already. I certainly had to figure out in those three years the sense of humor I wanted to do and the way to talk to celebrities without being incredibly intimidated by them.
Quotes to Explore
-
I'm a breakfast type of guy. Don't get me wrong. I can cook, I'm kinda nice on the burner, but I enjoy making breakfast. I do it all... Scrambled eggs... French toast... Pancakes... Breakfast is my thing.
-
I remember thinking that people were crazy for reading the same book more than once, but I now have a new-found appreciation for the re-discovery of literature. The lessons we learned from books in the school curriculum are reinvented and updated when we read as adults.
-
My biggest project right now is trying to be a really great mom and learning how to balance family and career. I'm just trying to spend as much time with my family as I can.
-
From compassion springs humility. The ego is verily a gateway to hell. The person who is egoistic is far from being religious.
-
Certainly, in Italy, nobody takes light for granted.
-
I had self-esteem issues into my early 20s.
-
I introduced legislation in the Senate to prohibit President Obama's amnesty. The House of Representatives stood up and led. It took the legislation I introduced and it passed it. But the Senate Democrats stood as one uniform block and said, 'No, we will do nothing to stop amnesty.'
-
I'm not terribly confrontational, but I've gotten better at holding my ground.
-
The raising to life of all animate beings at the resurrection of the dead can be no more difficult for Divine Power than restoring to life a fly in the spring, heavy with the death-stained sleep of winter.
-
Everything, at first, is an idea, a special creation.
-
You've got to be yourself, and if you're not, you're a phony. It comes shining through if you're not careful.
-
Like in nature, I like things which are based on a few simple principles, even though their manifestation can be very rich.
-
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
-
And I have known the arms already, known them all - Arms that are braceleted and white and bare But in the lamplight, downed with light brown hair!It is perfume from a dress That makes me so digress?Arms that lie along a table, or wrap about a shawl. And should I then presume?
-
Give thyself time to learn something new and good, and cease to be whirled around.
-
Beauty is a fading flower, Truth is but a wizard's tower, Where a solemn death-bell tolls, And a forest round it rolls.
-
I was in romantic relationships with girls - whatever that means at 14.
-
To make music that means something, you kind of have to drop the cool. You have to be prepared and willing to be uncool.
-
My perfect morning is spent drinking coffee, eating porridge and reading the paper at a local cafe.
-
Being famous hasn't changed my perception of myself - I've just grown up.
-
Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired.
-
The trouble with military rule is that every colonel or general is soon full of ambition. The navy takes over today and the army tomorrow.
-
My joke is that three black people watch 'The Daily Show' at any given time. So if I'm watching it, that counts, and there's only two left. It's a silly joke, but you know, different types of comedy reach different cultures.
-
I came into the 'Comedy Bang! Bang!' TV show with a level of confidence that I don't think I would've had if I hadn't been doing the podcast for three years already. I certainly had to figure out in those three years the sense of humor I wanted to do and the way to talk to celebrities without being incredibly intimidated by them.
