Flann O'Brien Quotes
When things go wrong and will not come right, Though you do the best you can, When life looks black as the hour of night, A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

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Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
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What Washington needs is adult supervision.
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Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to make films. That's really all I ever wanted to do.
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Some of the greatest survivors have been women. Look at the courage so many women have shown after surviving earthquakes in the rubble for days on end.
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Seeing a catering truck feels like home.
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He who prays five times a day is in the protection of God, and he who is protected by God cannot be harmed by anyone.
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I think change needs to be egoless. It's not about my leaving my fingerprints or a legacy. It's more important to be part of a process by rolling up your sleeves, being on the ground, initiating projects, starting campaigns - you know, building stuff.
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Nature teaches us that tens of billions of light years may have passed, and life in all of its expressions has always been subjected to an incredible combination of matter and radiation.
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You have to know you can first. How comes later.
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A lot of people don't like me.
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Reality TV is easier to digest if it comes in small amounts.
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Harpo Marx looks like a musical comedy.
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A lot of people think I had such a rosy career, but I wanted to identify that one of the things that helps you have a long career is learning how to deal with adversity, how to get past it. Once I learned how to get through that, others things didn't seem so hard.
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My parents were never condescending to us. They treated us like adults from a very young age.
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I think young writers should get other degrees first, social sciences, arts degrees or even business degrees. What you learn is research skills, a necessity because a lot of writing is about trying to find information.
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You compose because you want to somehow summarize in some permanent form your most basic feelings about being alive, to set down... some sort of permanent statement about the way it feels to live now, today.
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Stealing is stealing. I don't care if it's on the Internet or you're breaking into a warehouse somewhere - it's theft.
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The daily calendar seemed, to me, like a kind of cartoon black hole, and you didn't have to be a rocket scientist to know that that couldn't be sustained indefinitely. That's why I pulled the plug on that one after the '02 edition. Kind of a preemptive strike.
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I don't want to broadcast my personal life because I feel it's off-putting.
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They were conspiring to desert us in the night and steal some of our horses... we engaged a spy.
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In my life, the sky is literally the ceiling.
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If you're not having fun - I don't care what you're doing - don't do it. Move on. Find something else, life's too short.
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Nah, I've done sex scenes before, you know, like in video.
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When things go wrong and will not come right, Though you do the best you can, When life looks black as the hour of night, A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.