Seth MacFarlane Quotes
When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.
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My favorite thing to do is to wind those guys up by hitting on their girlfriends. I say, 'I think your girlfriend's gorgeous, but it's all right, I'm gay.' They get very nervous after a few minutes!
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It amazes me that talking about traditional values is controversial, but it seems to be.
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The fact that we live in a world where black people have to strategize so they're not brutalized by police is insane.
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Homophobia is rampant in soccer, probably more so than in any other sport. I'm not sure why.
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I've used a cellphone exactly twice. Things move on. The world changes. And I don't know it.
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I thought of learning cinematography, so I assisted a cinematographer for an ad.
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Until the year 1967, it was a crime, for which you could be put in prison, to make homosexual love to someone in your own house. If they came in and caught you at it, you could be put into prison. This has changed - I'm talking about England, incidentally.
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The deepest and most sincere feeling I get is when I meet an artist and they have that steel in their eyes and they have that fire and that passion and all they want is to be a star and to hear themselves on the radio.
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I'm going to always bleed the red, white, and blue. I represented the U.S. in the Olympics; I love my country. But the U.S. fans will love you on Monday; if you lose, they'll hate you on Tuesday. If you win, it will be back to loving you on Wednesday.
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They hate whom they fear.
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The fullness of life is in the hazards of life.
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Wrestling is more of a creative outlet, and especially for somebody like me, I view it as my creative outlet. Not all WWE superstars and not all wrestlers view it that way, but that's how I view it, and that's one of the ways my mind works creatively.
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I'm so lucky to have such a great family. I respect them so much professionally, and they've been unconditionally supportive in the choices that I've made. It's been very good having them on my side.
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People don't really understand who I am. They always think that I'm very dark or depressed, but it couldn't be further from the truth!
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Animistic savages prostrating themselves before a painted stone have always seemed to me to be nearer the truth than any Einstein or Bertrand Russell.
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The only way you're going to have a good relationship with anyone is to have a good relationship with yourself.
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I can cry like Roger. It's just a shame I can't play like him.
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My little sister, who is four, can work my mom's iPhone better than she can.
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Although it shouldn't be, men behaving badly is sort of an occupational hazard for those working in Washington.
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There is a piece of me that likes to fondly imagine my maverick and rebellious nature. But, more accurately, I like to have a nice and cosy institution that I can rub up against a little bit.
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In the past, I've thrown myself into work so much there's been very little room for anything else.
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Man is not constituted to take pleasure in the same things always.
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When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.
