Steve Martin Quotes
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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To worship the product and ignore its development leads to dilettantism and reaction.
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I'm not actually even a very good singer. I'm not.
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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
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Whether it was Little League or playing with your brothers or sisters, that was always a problem. If I would lose - because I very rarely lost - then everything would go crazy.
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I'm gonna make my records, whether I release them as Bleachers or something else.
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I think Hollywood wants to be safe. The things you do first become your calling card, and I think people just sort of go, 'Well, we know he can do that.' They kind of put you in that hole.
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I've done all these historical epics and chivalrous roles, but there's an odder, quirkier side to me that nobody knows about.
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Everyone knows that there are more people watching any given show than is being registered by the Nielsen system.
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I'm the kind of guy who always pushes really hard.
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The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick.
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We treat old people so badly. There is nothing easy about 80.
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The thing about fantasy - there are certain things you just don't do in fantasy.
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When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.
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Pelorat sighed. 'I will never understand people.' 'There’s nothing to it. All you have to do is take a close look at yourself and you will understand everyone else. We’re in no way different ourselves... You show me someone who can’t understand people and I’ll show you someone who has built up a false image of himself.'
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Even a total and universal disarmament does not guarantee the maintenance of peace.
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I have always believed that chemistry can't be created between two people. You either have it or you don't. The script can only enhance it.
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I believe that global warming is a myth. And so, therefore, I have no conscience problems at all and I'm going to buy a Suburban next time.
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Research has shown that even small amounts of processed food alter the chemical balance in our brain and cause negative mood swings along with noticeable dips ill energy.
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I don't go looking for somewhere to spend my money. You can step on a tube of toothpaste for a week, if you have to. I spend what I need to and give it away.
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Births to illegal immigrants now account for nearly one out of every ten births in the United States.
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I wear the ring.
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I was an easygoing guy, and school was pretty much people trying to challenge me to a fight, y'know, saying, 'Rambo! Rocky!'
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We have been trained to think we have enormous power over the world. Whatever you dream, you can do. Anything can be bent to your will. But actually isn't it much more interesting to imagine that you're quite small?
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
