Steve Martin Quotes
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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To worship the product and ignore its development leads to dilettantism and reaction.
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I'm not actually even a very good singer. I'm not.
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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
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Whether it was Little League or playing with your brothers or sisters, that was always a problem. If I would lose - because I very rarely lost - then everything would go crazy.
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I'm gonna make my records, whether I release them as Bleachers or something else.
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I think Hollywood wants to be safe. The things you do first become your calling card, and I think people just sort of go, 'Well, we know he can do that.' They kind of put you in that hole.
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I've done all these historical epics and chivalrous roles, but there's an odder, quirkier side to me that nobody knows about.
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Everyone knows that there are more people watching any given show than is being registered by the Nielsen system.
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I'm the kind of guy who always pushes really hard.
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The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick.
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We treat old people so badly. There is nothing easy about 80.
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The thing about fantasy - there are certain things you just don't do in fantasy.
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When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.
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Pelorat sighed. 'I will never understand people.' 'There’s nothing to it. All you have to do is take a close look at yourself and you will understand everyone else. We’re in no way different ourselves... You show me someone who can’t understand people and I’ll show you someone who has built up a false image of himself.'
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Even a total and universal disarmament does not guarantee the maintenance of peace.
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I have always believed that chemistry can't be created between two people. You either have it or you don't. The script can only enhance it.
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I believe that global warming is a myth. And so, therefore, I have no conscience problems at all and I'm going to buy a Suburban next time.
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Research has shown that even small amounts of processed food alter the chemical balance in our brain and cause negative mood swings along with noticeable dips ill energy.
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In modern times, if you're on an airplane and it's going down, that's it. You've got a couple of minutes, if that, to work out where you stand in relationship to the whole of your life.
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I'm sorry that our country and the people do not consider the arts as vital to our well-being as, say, medicine. Suffering is unnecessary. It doesn't make you a better artist; it only makes you a hungry one. However, to me the acquisition of the craft of writing was worth any amount of suffering.
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If money can't be made reporting and writing articles, then professionals simply can't do it anymore. Unless we adopt the position that the amateur blogosphere is really capable of taking on the role that the 'New York Times' and CNN play, then we do need solutions for paying for content.
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If you want to know what a man is really like, take notice of how he acts when he loses money.
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What free-market economists are not telling us is that the politics they want to get rid of are none other than those of democracy itself. When they say we need to insulate economic policies from politics, they are in effect advocating the castration of democracy.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
