Steve Martin Quotes
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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To worship the product and ignore its development leads to dilettantism and reaction.
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I'm not actually even a very good singer. I'm not.
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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
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Whether it was Little League or playing with your brothers or sisters, that was always a problem. If I would lose - because I very rarely lost - then everything would go crazy.
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I'm gonna make my records, whether I release them as Bleachers or something else.
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I think Hollywood wants to be safe. The things you do first become your calling card, and I think people just sort of go, 'Well, we know he can do that.' They kind of put you in that hole.
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I've done all these historical epics and chivalrous roles, but there's an odder, quirkier side to me that nobody knows about.
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Everyone knows that there are more people watching any given show than is being registered by the Nielsen system.
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I'm the kind of guy who always pushes really hard.
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The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick.
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We treat old people so badly. There is nothing easy about 80.
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The thing about fantasy - there are certain things you just don't do in fantasy.
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When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.
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I believe that global warming is a myth. And so, therefore, I have no conscience problems at all and I'm going to buy a Suburban next time.
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Research has shown that even small amounts of processed food alter the chemical balance in our brain and cause negative mood swings along with noticeable dips ill energy.
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It is the purpose of the majority of the Immigration Committee to encourage assimilation, yet this bill has already done more than anything I know of to bring about discord among our resident aliens.
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It is simple nonsense to speak of the fixed tempo of any particular vocal phrase. Each voice has its peculiarities.
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I shed many a tear when the steam engines went out of style on the railroads. I'd like to seem them come back, but I realize the diesels are more efficient.
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I don't spend much money on clothes; I never did.
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Funny, I never shopped. Even my jewelry - not a piece of my jewelry I bought for me.
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Our job as actors is to invent the things that bridge ourselves with the characters, so you have to build something if it's not there - you try and learn what makes people behave in a certain way.
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I just want to write a great lyric and write a great song, and everything else is icing on the cake.
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In England it is enough for a man to try and produce any serious, beautiful work to lose all his rights as a citizen.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
