Steve Martin Quotes
I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy.

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Relationships, it seems to me, are timeless. What works between two people always works; what doesn't is always troublesome. Over time, people learn - or not - how to negotiate what's difficult, but that doesn't mean the misfit has gone away entirely.
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I believe in the institution of marriage and it's like a tag to cement the relationship for your friends, family and public.
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I tweeted once, and I still stick to this, that I would love to marry a Croatian girl. I want my children to speak Croatian first, and for them to do that, we need someone who speaks very good Croatian.
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But if you listen to great piano players, both classical and jazz, there's a huge range of dynamics and colors and emotional expression that's possible with the instrument.
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If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
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I really do hope that the Millennium Summit gives new impetus to the work of the United Nations.
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I love rock n' rollers.
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I shall never ask any pilot to go on a mission that I won't go on.
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It's funny; people get so doctrinaire about music. It should be the last thing you don't have an open mind about.
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When I left the Giants in 2014, my comments were emotional, insensitive, and misguided, and I truly regret and apologize for my actions. I am committed to working hard to contributing to the success of the Giants.
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You shouldn't be ashamed of your pain. You have the right to have your pain treated.
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My ritual is cooking. I find it therapeutic. It comes naturally to me. I can read a recipe and won't have to look at it again.
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Give yourself more opportunities for privacy, when you are not bombarded with duties and obligations. Privacy is not a rejection of those you love; it is your deserved respite for recharging your batteries.
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The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire.
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I didn't have evil intentions, but I guess I did have power.
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Of course I want to have a family, but there's a right time for everything. When my time comes, it will happen.
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One of the Republicans' major products is dream making. People are dying to get into this country... not out of it.
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The obsession required to see a feature through from concept to release is not a rational thing to do with your brief time on this planet. Nor is it something to which an intelligent person should aspire.
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I'm photographing all the time. I'm such a visual person and I don't want to miss that moment.
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I have a very staunch following, and I've had fan clubs all over the world. And these people I term as my cheerleaders - my spark plugs.
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I was lucky that when Lorne Michaels came looking for women comedy writers, there weren't too many in New York at the time. I was at the top of a very short list. I think that was all good fortune.
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I can personally feel the relief myself in my audiences when I bring up Obama because there was a lot of anti-Obama sentiment out there before the capture of bin Laden.
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The biggest surprise for me, without a doubt, was that the first black people who came to the United States weren't the 20 who arrived in Jamestown in 1619. All of us had been taught that. The first African came to Florida in 1513. And the huge shock is we know his name, Juan Garrido, and that he wasn't a slave. He was free!
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I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy.