Steve Martin Quotes
I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy.

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Relationships, it seems to me, are timeless. What works between two people always works; what doesn't is always troublesome. Over time, people learn - or not - how to negotiate what's difficult, but that doesn't mean the misfit has gone away entirely.
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I believe in the institution of marriage and it's like a tag to cement the relationship for your friends, family and public.
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I tweeted once, and I still stick to this, that I would love to marry a Croatian girl. I want my children to speak Croatian first, and for them to do that, we need someone who speaks very good Croatian.
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But if you listen to great piano players, both classical and jazz, there's a huge range of dynamics and colors and emotional expression that's possible with the instrument.
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If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
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I really do hope that the Millennium Summit gives new impetus to the work of the United Nations.
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I love rock n' rollers.
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I shall never ask any pilot to go on a mission that I won't go on.
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It's funny; people get so doctrinaire about music. It should be the last thing you don't have an open mind about.
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When I left the Giants in 2014, my comments were emotional, insensitive, and misguided, and I truly regret and apologize for my actions. I am committed to working hard to contributing to the success of the Giants.
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You shouldn't be ashamed of your pain. You have the right to have your pain treated.
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My ritual is cooking. I find it therapeutic. It comes naturally to me. I can read a recipe and won't have to look at it again.
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Give yourself more opportunities for privacy, when you are not bombarded with duties and obligations. Privacy is not a rejection of those you love; it is your deserved respite for recharging your batteries.
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The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire.
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I didn't have evil intentions, but I guess I did have power.
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I have to believe there's redemption in the darkest of circumstances; otherwise it's too bleak for me.
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Of course I want to have a family, but there's a right time for everything. When my time comes, it will happen.
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One of the Republicans' major products is dream making. People are dying to get into this country... not out of it.
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The more I've done work with the IOC the more I've come to realize I'm really excited about this, the work that I'm doing and the impact that I can have if I'm fully committed to it.
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I'm from a small town in North Carolina and went to a small college and didn't think that someone like me could make a living in L.A. doing comedy. I worked hard, especially in college, but at that age, you don't know what's next.
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Everything's interconnected. That's the way life is.
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I just couldn't sit through Harold and Maude one more time, ... Diane has really old tastes for a woman her age.
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Many a man has walked up to the opportunity for which he has long been preparing himself, looked it full in the face, and then begun to get cold feet... when it comes to betting on yourself and your power to do the thing you know you must do or write yourself down a failure, you're a chicken-livered coward if you hesitate.
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I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy.