Steve Schirripa Quotes
I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not going to humiliate myself. I'd rather drive a cab.
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In winter, the Icelanders told the tales of the brave men of old in their families, and so the tradition was handed on from father to son, the same stories told every winter, till all the particulars became well known.
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Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
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A lazy man works twice as hard. My mother told that to me, and now I say it to my kids. If you're writing an essay, keep it in the lines and in the margins so you don't have to do it over.
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Women know when they've got the menopause but men don't quite know. They know it afterwards.
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I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.
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I went to hockey camp at Michigan because my dad has some relatives in the Ann Arbor area. We went to visit them as kids, and you start to learn the language from being around people. At the same time, when I got to college, I thought my English was better than it really was. I learned a lot over my four years.
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I should be married and have 19 kids. And now I'm thinking my eggs are dying on the shelf. They're going to go past their expiration date. But it's what I chose, so I'm fine with that decision.
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If our kids want to do music, they are going to have to have a hard row to hoe just like any other band under the sun, and they're going to have to want it more than anyone else.
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Envy blinds men and makes it impossible for them to think clearly.
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I've never really fit in anywhere.
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I try to be like a forest, revitalizing and constantly growing... Kids would tease me, calling me 'Little Bush.' But... I thought being called Forest helped me find my identity.
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'Tis very strange Men should be so fond of being thought wickeder than they are.
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I have ever been prone to seek adventure and to investigate and experiment where wiser men would have left well enough alone.
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Men tuned into women but not tuned into their own hurts usually retained the attitude that women needed special protection.
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Men may be way behind in creating choices for themselves, but have actually been quiet supporters of the choices women want for themselves.
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My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.
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The common erotic project of destroying women makes it possible for men to unite into a brotherhood; this project is the only firm and trustworthy groundwork for cooperation among males and all male bonding is based on it.
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Definitely I feel my kids played a big role in why I was so successful in fighting.
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People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.
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We are a mixed marriage, so our kids were raised with a little less Judaism than I was raised with.
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Public misbehavior by the famous is a powerful teaching tool.
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I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.
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I would have been a much more popular Wolrd Champion if I had always said what people wanted to hear. I might have been dead, but definitely more popular.
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I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not going to humiliate myself. I'd rather drive a cab.
