Homer Quotes
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Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.
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By mutual confidence and mutual aid - great deeds are done, and great discoveries made.
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When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
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For Fate has wove the thread of life with pain, And twins ev'n from the birth are Misery and Man!
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To be loved, you have to be nice to people, everyday. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat!
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After the event, even a fool is wise.
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Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.
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My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life.
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Wise to resolve, and patient to perform.
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Urge him with truth to frame his fair replies And sure he will for Wisdom never lies.
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I believe children are the future...which is why they must be stopped now!
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His native home deep imaged in his soul.
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Zeus most glorious and most great, Thundercloud, throned in the heavens! Let not the sun go down and the darkness come, until I cast down headlong the citadel of Priam in flames, and burn his gates with blazing fire, and tear to rags the shirt upon Hectors breast! May many of his men fall about him prone in the dust and bite the earth!
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Forgetful youth! but know, the Power above With ease can save each object of his love; Wide as his will extends his boundless grace.
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Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish.
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The best things beyond their measure cloy.
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Oall the creatures that creep and breathe on earth, there is none more wretched than man.
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There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.
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Take thou thy arms and come with me, For we must quit ourselves like men, and strive To air our cause, although we be but two. Great is the strength of feeble arms combined, And we can combat even with the brave.
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The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.
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As leaves on the trees, such is the life of man.
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Generations of men are like the leaves. In winter, winds blow them down to earth, but then, when spring season comes again, the budding wood grows more. And so with men: one generation grows, another dies away.
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But it is only what happens, when they die, to all mortals. The sinews no longer hold the flesh and the bones together, and once the spirit has let the white bones, all the rest of the body is made subject to the fire's strong fury, but the soul flitters out like a dream and flies away.
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From his tongue flowed speech sweeter than honey.