Homer Quotes
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
Quotes to Explore
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This woman's work is exceptional. Too bad she's not a man.
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It's good to laugh at times that feel inappropriate.
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One of my favorite films is 'Pretty Woman.'
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I like to do comedy. It's my real passion. I want to make people laugh.
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It's so funny: at 'SNL,' Bill Hader always kind of treated me like his little sister and would kind of, like, lovingly bully me.
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
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As a Christian, I view relationships and marriage as being between a man and a woman.
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I think every Muslim woman has to feel the world out for herself.
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I like children - fried.
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Watch how you communicate with a woman. Because you're always communicating, even when you're not talking - with your body language, your facial expressions, your eyes.
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
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When we did Dynasty, it was the clothes. I think the clothes affected every woman around the world. I got so many letters, I think we made the designer a millionaire!
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I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.
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I feel like a 16-year-old trapped inside a dead woman's body.
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People don't talk to you properly. It's the way they talk to you; they dismiss you. I think it's a combination of me being a woman and a foreigner.
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
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Nothing makes me laugh more than farting.
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There are a lot of people who would laugh at the idea of me being a good singer.
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I'm not necessarily proud of the World Cups and the grand slams won or lost, the amount of points I scored, this record or that.
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is perfect in the same way that The Great Gatsby is perfect. Take a pencil and read these books, looking for something that doesn't sound right, something you'd want to change. You'll leave the page untouched.
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I think there are too many bosses in Washington telling Nashville Diesel College and Harvard University how to run - how to run their campuses, and I'd like to reduce the number of Washington regulations on higher education and keep this marketplace of wonderful institutions among which students can choose; that's oriented toward job growth.
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Things meant to appeal to the masses usually end up appealing to no one.
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When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
