Howard Stern Quotes
I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

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We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem to do it about every 10 minutes.
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I must write the book out in my head now, before I sit down.
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In my industry, it's important to have people I look to for different things: guidance, inspiration and motivation.
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Harpists spend 90 percent of their lives tuning their harps and 10 percent playing out of tune.
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Writing a novel is like knocking on a door that will never open. You are so desperate to get in, you will say or do anything. You feel: please take my novel.
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I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly 'Scrubs' guy... So part of me was like, You know what? Life's short. Let's go for it.
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I think there needs to be a way to allow people to become educated if they've paid taxes, they've been here a long time. And I think, actually, we need to think about young people are not making the decision on whether to come here.
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Poetry is necessary, but is the poet?
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Actors who perhaps are super-confident and have absolute belief in themselves I always admire, because I can't really be like that. Because you never know what's right: what you feel inside versus what is portrayed.
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You can start right where you stand and apply the habit of going the extra mile by rendering more service and better service than you are now being paid for.
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I'm waiting for the day when my children cease to find my domestic propriety reassuring and actually find it annoying.
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I knew what I wanted to do in sport from the age of nine.
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I'm coming to this world not to work. I want to come to this world to enjoy my life. I don't want to die in my office. I want to die on the beaches.
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Of all possible subjects, travel is the most difficult for an artist, as it is the easiest for a journalist.
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I'm from a Cuban family, so we're used to talking really loud. You come to a Cuban restaurant anywhere in Miami, and we're practically screaming at each other.
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In the days of Caesar, kings had fools and jesters. Now network presidents have anchormen.
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While we may argue about the size of government, the Republican Party has not been a party that says, 'I want to destroy government.'
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Korean cinema is very improvisational, and there is a unique power that stems from this.
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Man's greatest actions are performed in minor struggles. Life, misfortune, isolation, abandonment and poverty are battlefields which have their heroes - obscure heroes who are at times greater than illustrious heroes.
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People looked to Kurt Cobain because his songs captured what they felt before they knew they felt it.
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I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.