Howard Stern Quotes
Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.

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Ask not what your teammates can do for you. Ask what you can do for your teammates.
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My candidacy is one that fits the district and fits the Mick Mulvaney-Jim DeMint philosophy.
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I don't like allegories.
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He was about building up the Trump name and then selling it and leasing it in as many different ways as possible.
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Those were the ideals that drove us to nationalization of the health service.
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If you're going through friendship issues, I would say, first of all take a step back. How important is the friendship to you? Sometimes, if someone's not being a good friend to you and isn't treating you the way you should be treated, then you kind of have to move on sometimes.
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Time puts things in proper perspective.
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I do love my wine. I'd opt to drink my calories rather than eat them every time, so I cut out the breads, potatoes, pastas, cheeses and desserts in an effort to get my healthy angel and unhealthy demon to compromise.
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Touch'd either the Passions of Rage or Grief to a Miracle.
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Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of an equal or greater benefit.
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Monks are not expected to speak about themselves; the message is important, not the person.
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It's an article of faith that the novels I've loved will live inside me forever.
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I'm a little goofy sometimes; I can get a little wacky.
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The main thing is to be a force, so guys will say, 'Tooz is kicking butts.'
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The people of Canada do not wish as a result of mass immigration to make a fundamental alteration in the character of our population. Large scale immigration from the Orient would change the fundamental composition of the Canadian population.
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Markets change, tastes change, so the companies and the individuals who choose to compete in those markets must change.
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Acting is the most minor of gifts. After all, Shirley Temple could do it when she was four.
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We shall not have succeeded in demolishing everything unless we demolish the ruins as well. But the only way I can see of doing that is to use them to put up a lot of fine, well-designed buildings.
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Concerning iTunes, the deals have mainly been done with the record companies. But the artists, with some exceptions, haven't been very well-represented. This is partly because the record companies have largely been copyright owners.
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Aside from mastery in the fine arts, success in learning anything is the result of genuine interest and amount of energy dedicated to it.
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We see in order to move; we move in order to see.
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Often times in order to capture your dreams, it will require you to chase your fears.
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Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.