Howard Stern Quotes
Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.

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Ask not what your teammates can do for you. Ask what you can do for your teammates.
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My candidacy is one that fits the district and fits the Mick Mulvaney-Jim DeMint philosophy.
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I don't like allegories.
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He was about building up the Trump name and then selling it and leasing it in as many different ways as possible.
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Those were the ideals that drove us to nationalization of the health service.
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If you're going through friendship issues, I would say, first of all take a step back. How important is the friendship to you? Sometimes, if someone's not being a good friend to you and isn't treating you the way you should be treated, then you kind of have to move on sometimes.
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Time puts things in proper perspective.
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I do love my wine. I'd opt to drink my calories rather than eat them every time, so I cut out the breads, potatoes, pastas, cheeses and desserts in an effort to get my healthy angel and unhealthy demon to compromise.
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Touch'd either the Passions of Rage or Grief to a Miracle.
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Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of an equal or greater benefit.
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Monks are not expected to speak about themselves; the message is important, not the person.
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It's an article of faith that the novels I've loved will live inside me forever.
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I'm a little goofy sometimes; I can get a little wacky.
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The main thing is to be a force, so guys will say, 'Tooz is kicking butts.'
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The people of Canada do not wish as a result of mass immigration to make a fundamental alteration in the character of our population. Large scale immigration from the Orient would change the fundamental composition of the Canadian population.
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Markets change, tastes change, so the companies and the individuals who choose to compete in those markets must change.
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Acting is the most minor of gifts. After all, Shirley Temple could do it when she was four.
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We shall not have succeeded in demolishing everything unless we demolish the ruins as well. But the only way I can see of doing that is to use them to put up a lot of fine, well-designed buildings.
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Joy is a sign of generosity. When you are full of joy, you move faster and you want to go about doing good to everyone.
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Earth bears no balsams for mistakes; Men crown the knave, and scourge the tool That did his will: but thou, O Lord, Be merciful to me, a fool.
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I'm proud to say I was part of a movement in which we sang 'All You Need Is Love' at political rallies.
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The Lean Startup has evolved into a movement that is having a significant impact on how companies are built, funded and scaled.
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I consistently encounter people in academic settings and scientists and journalists who feel that you can't say that anyone is wrong in any deep sense about morality, or with regard to what they value in life. I think this doubt about the application of science and reason to questions of value is really quite dangerous.
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Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.