Howard Stern Quotes
Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.
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Ask not what your teammates can do for you. Ask what you can do for your teammates.
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My candidacy is one that fits the district and fits the Mick Mulvaney-Jim DeMint philosophy.
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I don't like allegories.
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He was about building up the Trump name and then selling it and leasing it in as many different ways as possible.
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Those were the ideals that drove us to nationalization of the health service.
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If you're going through friendship issues, I would say, first of all take a step back. How important is the friendship to you? Sometimes, if someone's not being a good friend to you and isn't treating you the way you should be treated, then you kind of have to move on sometimes.
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Time puts things in proper perspective.
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I do love my wine. I'd opt to drink my calories rather than eat them every time, so I cut out the breads, potatoes, pastas, cheeses and desserts in an effort to get my healthy angel and unhealthy demon to compromise.
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Touch'd either the Passions of Rage or Grief to a Miracle.
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Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of an equal or greater benefit.
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Monks are not expected to speak about themselves; the message is important, not the person.
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It's an article of faith that the novels I've loved will live inside me forever.
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I'm a little goofy sometimes; I can get a little wacky.
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The main thing is to be a force, so guys will say, 'Tooz is kicking butts.'
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The people of Canada do not wish as a result of mass immigration to make a fundamental alteration in the character of our population. Large scale immigration from the Orient would change the fundamental composition of the Canadian population.
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Markets change, tastes change, so the companies and the individuals who choose to compete in those markets must change.
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Acting is the most minor of gifts. After all, Shirley Temple could do it when she was four.
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We shall not have succeeded in demolishing everything unless we demolish the ruins as well. But the only way I can see of doing that is to use them to put up a lot of fine, well-designed buildings.
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Joy is a sign of generosity. When you are full of joy, you move faster and you want to go about doing good to everyone.
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This is a sad day for the Minnesota Twins, Major League Baseball and baseball fans everywhere. I loved Kirby deeply. A tremendous teammate, Kirby will always be remembered for his never-ending hustle, infectious personality, trademark smile and commitment to the community.
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Just as God gave Moses exactly what he needed to accomplish great things, he will equip us in the same way. If he calls us to slay giants, he will make us into giant slayers.
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The soul is characterized by these capacities; self-nutrition, sensation, thinking, and movement.
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And we hope that when they hear it, you know, it'll make people get out of their cars and just go live life to the fullest!
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Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.
