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I shall carry to the Catacombs of Age,
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When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody.
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The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own.
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Bow, bow, ye lower middle classes!
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I know everybody's income and what everybody earns,
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Though I'm anything but clever, I could talk like that forever.
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No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast.
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I am a courtier grave and serious Who is about to kiss your hand: Try to combine a pose imperious With a demeanour nobly bland.
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I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculous; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
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The Law is the true embodiment of everything that's excellent; it has no kind of fault or flaw and I, my Lords, embody the Law.
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I am a child of Nature, and take after my mother.
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Then a sentimental passion of a vegetable fashion must excite your
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See how the Fates their gifts allot, For A is happy-B is not. Yet B is worthy, I dare say, Of more prosperity than A.
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When a felon s not engaged in his employment, Or maturing his felonious little plans, His capacity for innocent enjoyment Is just as great as any honest mans.
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In the discovery of secret things and in the investigation of hidden causes, stronger reasons are obtained from sure experiments and demonstrated arguments than from probable conjectures and the opinions of philosophical speculators of the common sort.
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And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist--
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Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.
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I always voted at my party's call, and I never thought of thinking for myself at all.