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I shall carry to the Catacombs of Age,
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When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody.
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The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own.
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Bow, bow, ye lower middle classes!
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Though I'm anything but clever, I could talk like that forever.
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No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast.
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I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculous; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
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I am a courtier grave and serious Who is about to kiss your hand: Try to combine a pose imperious With a demeanour nobly bland.
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I know everybody's income and what everybody earns,
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And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist--
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I am a child of Nature, and take after my mother.
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The Law is the true embodiment of everything that's excellent; it has no kind of fault or flaw and I, my Lords, embody the Law.
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When a felon s not engaged in his employment, Or maturing his felonious little plans, His capacity for innocent enjoyment Is just as great as any honest mans.
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Then a sentimental passion of a vegetable fashion must excite your
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In the discovery of secret things and in the investigation of hidden causes, stronger reasons are obtained from sure experiments and demonstrated arguments than from probable conjectures and the opinions of philosophical speculators of the common sort.
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Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.
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See how the Fates their gifts allot, For A is happy-B is not. Yet B is worthy, I dare say, Of more prosperity than A.
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Oh, wouldn't the world seem dull and flat with nothing whatever to grumble at?
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Utopia's quite another land;
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When you are lying awake with a dismal headache, and repose is tabooed by anxiety, I conceive you may use any language you choose to indulge in without impropriety.
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The privilege and pleasure That we treasure beyond measure Is to run on little errands for the Ministers of State.
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Posterity shall know of me even less than I shall know of posterity.
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