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When the enterprising burglar isn't burgling; When the cut-throat isn't occupied in crime; He loves to hear the little brook a-gurgling; And listen to the merry village chime.
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Who knows but we may count among our intellectual chickens
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Things are seldom what they seem.
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There's fish in the sea, no doubt of it, As good as ever came out of it.
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If your master is surly, from getting up early
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Oh, don't the days seem lank and long When all goes right and nothing goes wrong, And isn't your life extremely flat With nothing whatever to grumble at!
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Bless your heart, they don't mind--they're exceedingly
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What though I cannot meet my bills?
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As is gloriously sung in the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta "H.M.S. Pinafore," in the words of W. S. Gilbert: "Things are seldom as they seem, Skim milk masquerades as cream."
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A man is but an ass
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Saturday afternoon, although occurring at regular and well-foreseen intervals, always takes this railway by surprise.
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It's true I've got no shirts to wear;
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He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting.
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Roll on, thou ball, roll on!
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When Wellington thrashed Bonaparte,
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On my face extended flat
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My family pride is something inconceivable. I can't help it. I was born sneering.
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I've an irritating chuckle, I've a celebrated sneer,
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Strike the concertina's melancholy string!
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I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical, From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.
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After many unhappy experiments in the direction of an ideal Republic, it was found that what may be described as a Despotism tempered by Dynamite provides, on the whole, the most satisfactory description of ruler - an autocrat who dares not abuse his autocratic power.
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No good play is a success; fine writing and high morals are useless on the stage. I have been scribbling twaddle for thirty-five years to suit the public taste, and I should know.
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He did nothing in particular, and did it very well.
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Deerstalking would be a very fine sport if only the deer had guns.
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