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Isn't your life extremely flat,With nothing to grumble at?
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When you are lying awake with a dismal headache, and repose is tabooed by anxiety, I conceive you may use any language you choose to indulge in without impropriety.
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The privilege and pleasure That we treasure beyond measure Is to run on little errands for the Ministers of State.
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It's love that makes the world go round.
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Let the punishment fit the crime.
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I am the very model of a modern major general
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I often think it's comical
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Love, unrequited, robs me of my rest:
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In all the woes that curse our race there is a lady in the case.
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A policeman's lot is not a happy one
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every Jack
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If you give me your attention, I will tell you what I am:
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I'm really very sorry for you all, but it's an unjust world, and virtue is triumphant only in theatrical performances.
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I see no objection to stoutness, in moderation.
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When every blessed thing you have is made of silver, or of gold, you long for simple pewter.
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When in that House MPs divide/If they've a brain and cerebellum, too/They've got to leave that brain outside/And vote just as their leaders tell 'em to.
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Ah, pray no mistake, We are not shy; We're very wide awake The Moon and I.
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I am, in point of fact, a particularly haughty and exclusive person, of pre-Adamite ancestral descent. You will understand this when I tell you that I can trace my ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic globule.
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There's fish in the sea, no doubt of it, As good as ever came out of it.
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All bayonets are bad.
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The happiest hour a sailor sees Is when he's down At an inland town, With his Nancy on his knees, yo ho! And his arm around her waist!
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Oh! a private buffoon is a light-hearted loon,
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What though I cannot meet my bills?
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When the enterprising burglar isn't burgling; When the cut-throat isn't occupied in crime; He loves to hear the little brook a-gurgling; And listen to the merry village chime.