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Posterity shall know of me even less than I shall know of posterity.
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Isn't your life extremely flat,With nothing to grumble at?
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I am the very model of a modern major general
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Posterity will know as little of me as I know of posterity.
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I always voted at my party's call, and I never thought of thinking for myself at all.
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If you give me your attention, I will tell you what I am:
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It's love that makes the world go round.
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I see no objection to stoutness, in moderation.
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I'm really very sorry for you all, but it's an unjust world, and virtue is triumphant only in theatrical performances.
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Love, unrequited, robs me of my rest:
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When every blessed thing you have is made of silver, or of gold, you long for simple pewter.
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A policeman's lot is not a happy one
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All bayonets are bad.
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I often think it's comical
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Ah, pray no mistake, We are not shy; We're very wide awake The Moon and I.
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Oh! a private buffoon is a light-hearted loon,
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The happiest hour a sailor sees Is when he's down At an inland town, With his Nancy on his knees, yo ho! And his arm around her waist!
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every Jack
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A popular speaker, however unpopular and insignificant, has only to wind up his speech with half-a-dozen lines of Shakespeare (and to make it clearly understood that they are Shakespeare's) and he will sit down amid thunders of applause.
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I am, in point of fact, a particularly haughty and exclusive person, of pre-Adamite ancestral descent. You will understand this when I tell you that I can trace my ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic globule.
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When in that House MPs divide/If they've a brain and cerebellum, too/They've got to leave that brain outside/And vote just as their leaders tell 'em to.
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In all the woes that curse our race there is a lady in the case.
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I am the Captain of the Pinafore ; And a right good captain too! . . . . And I'm never, never sick at sea! What, never? No, never! What never? Hardly ever! He's hardly ever sick at sea! Then give three cheers, and one cheer more, For the hardy Captain of the Pinafore!
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So I fell in love with a rich attorney's
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