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Utopia's quite another land;
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In all the woes that curse our race there is a lady in the case.
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Isn't your life extremely flat,With nothing to grumble at?
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It's love that makes the world go round.
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I am the very model of a modern major general
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Let the punishment fit the crime.
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The privilege and pleasure That we treasure beyond measure Is to run on little errands for the Ministers of State.
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When in that House MPs divide/If they've a brain and cerebellum, too/They've got to leave that brain outside/And vote just as their leaders tell 'em to.
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I often think it's comical
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Love, unrequited, robs me of my rest:
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A policeman's lot is not a happy one
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I see no objection to stoutness, in moderation.
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every Jack
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If you give me your attention, I will tell you what I am:
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When every blessed thing you have is made of silver, or of gold, you long for simple pewter.
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There's fish in the sea, no doubt of it, As good as ever came out of it.
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I'm really very sorry for you all, but it's an unjust world, and virtue is triumphant only in theatrical performances.
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Ah, pray no mistake, We are not shy; We're very wide awake The Moon and I.
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The happiest hour a sailor sees Is when he's down At an inland town, With his Nancy on his knees, yo ho! And his arm around her waist!
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All bayonets are bad.
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I am, in point of fact, a particularly haughty and exclusive person, of pre-Adamite ancestral descent. You will understand this when I tell you that I can trace my ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic globule.
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Oh, don't the days seem lank and long When all goes right and nothing goes wrong, And isn't your life extremely flat With nothing whatever to grumble at!
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I am the Captain of the Pinafore ; And a right good captain too! . . . . And I'm never, never sick at sea! What, never? No, never! What never? Hardly ever! He's hardly ever sick at sea! Then give three cheers, and one cheer more, For the hardy Captain of the Pinafore!
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What though I cannot meet my bills?