Uwem Akpan Quotes
I'm happy if my book makes you want to kiss your family... if we can reconcile with each other no matter where we are on the globe.

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Jazz is smooth and cool. Jazz is rage. Jazz flows like water. Jazz never seems to begin or end. Jazz isn't methodical, but jazz isn't messy either. Jazz is a conversation, a give and take. Jazz is the connection and communication between musicians. Jazz is abandon.
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When I was, like, 16, I went in to the head of Disney, and I hadn't taken acting class really at all, and I didn't know what I was doing, and it was really embarrassing. Of course, you think Disney wants over-the-top and funny, and I was just trying to be over-the-top and funny, and it just wasn't working, and that was the worst.
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I like films to be complete in their written form.
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Containment, as everyone will recall, was a rough plan for stopping the Communists any time they crossed a certain line dividing our half of the world from theirs.
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During the fall and winter we built Fort Meade and the town of Sturgis.
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The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews.
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If there is something I am arguing, it is a critique of science. Science has consistently denied the existence of consciousness other than human. Only in the last 20 years do we have acknowledgement of animal feeling or culture or experience.
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When I was little, I got into a little accident, and it gave me congenital glaucoma in both of my eyes.
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Some men have a necessity to be mean, as if they were exercising a faculty which they had to partially neglect since early childhood.
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The idea that happiness could have a share in beauty would be too much of a good thing.
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The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing.
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I love the color pink. It makes a bold statement.
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I've always gone for the more sensitive, bookish guy, totally. The jock boys, the sporty guys, I don't know... they just didn't do it for me.
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I've written a screenplay that is a series of monologues and songs; they form this sort of human tapestry across time and place. The form is strange, but I find it really fascinating.
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No one's better than me. I'm not better than anyone. Whether it's Eric Clapton or BB King we look straight at each other. And that keeps it real.
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I can only hope that my future movies will do well.
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Customers are enormously punishing when companies don't meet their expectations.
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Great events make me quiet and calm; it is only trifles that irritate my nerves.
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I hate downtime.
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A lot of actresses feel the pressure to constantly look good, to constantly show how well-toned every inch of their bodies are and how much they've been to the gym, not necessarily to do justice to the role they're in, but to point out to the producers out there, 'Hey, look what I've got - remember me for your next project.'
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Of course I am happy to play in any of the attacking roles, but for me, where I can score the most goals is down the middle.
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Hey, ... please don't give away plays from our play book. 'Deep Throat,' that's one that owner Daniel Snyder drew up for me.
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I'm happy if my book makes you want to kiss your family... if we can reconcile with each other no matter where we are on the globe.