R. K. Milholland Quotes
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Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.
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That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.
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The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.
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Death likes it when you play hard to get.
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Desperate is not a sexual preference.
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Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.
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Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.
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The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
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Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.
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Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.
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It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.
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In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.
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Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.
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You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you.
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Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.
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Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.
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Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.
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Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful.
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You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.
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People age even when you're not looking.
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There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
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The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me.
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The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.
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Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it.