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Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.
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That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.
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The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.
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Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.
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Death likes it when you play hard to get.
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Desperate is not a sexual preference.
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Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.
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Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.
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The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
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Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.
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In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.
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Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful.
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It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.
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Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.
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Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.
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You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you.
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You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.
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Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.
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Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.
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The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.
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Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.
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Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it.
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There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
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Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren’t distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.