Carl Hiaasen Quotes
The one thing a lifetime in the newspaper business teaches you is pace - you spend all your time trying to make sure that the reader's going to finish what you're writing.

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If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun!
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It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
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My daughter is my passion and my life.
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It never occurred to me that some people were seen as wrong or even different.
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When I was in my early 20s, I studied tae kwon do and hapkido. I earned brown belts in both of them.
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The unread story is not a story; it is little black marks on wood pulp. The reader, reading it, makes it live: a live thing, a story.
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I was with the Jessie Bonstelle Stock Company in Detroit and Buffalo for three seasons - 10 performances and a new play every week. She was an amazing woman who did a great deal for me.
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I just want to be part of great stories that are told and for them to be relevant.
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I always wanted to act. I guess I've always been a bit of a drama queen.
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I've never been able to relate to apathy. I've always been doing stuff, been in action, making music or working just to get by.
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Local innovation and initiative can help us better understand how to protect our environment.
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While marriage is historically associated with dire obligation and clipped wings, I've found that it actually liberates you to take on adventure and achieve your dreams. I like to call my husband 'my person.' Find your 'person,' and you can do anything!
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Most of the tasks we do are for humans. For example, a tax calculation is counting numbers so the government can pull money out from my wallet, but government consists of humans.
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For the first six months of my stand-up career, I was talking like Danny Dyer. I was doing a lot of 'alright guvnors?' It wasn't true to who I was.
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Personally, I am not so affected by my environment. What I build in the creative process is not necessarily connected to what I am physically in contact with. I am always observing everything, but it will not necessarily have a direct impact on what I do.
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I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.
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With each new book, the march of our national history takes a step forward. When one is present at a book launch, one is bearing witness to the birth of a new body of ideas, to the coming into being of another testimony of history.
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I did absolutely grow up in a world surrounded by people who were always performing and being flamboyant.
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I, myself, I am not interested in reality television; just me, myself, speaking.
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Oh God, I don't know if I ever really felt beautiful. I don't, really.
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Success can not be administrated.
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Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value.
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The one thing a lifetime in the newspaper business teaches you is pace - you spend all your time trying to make sure that the reader's going to finish what you're writing.