Carl Hiaasen Quotes
My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.

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I'm a black woman who loves hair. I enjoy changing my hair, having fun with it - just hair! I go from braids, to weaves, to wigs, to natural hair.
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I work hard at my job, and I guess hard work pays off.
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Crawford washed her hands a lot. She washed her arms all the way up past her elbows. She just couldn't get enough done in that direction. She was compulsive about being clean, clean, clean!
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There are a lot of really great cartoonists out there. It's nice to be thought of as one of them.
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I was a tough kid with the jeans, the concert shirt with the flannel over it, the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair.
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How often I found where I should be going only by setting out for somewhere else.
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Water for me is so essential, like swimming.
Nastassja Kinski -
When my film flops, I believe it is my mistake. There have been times when I didn't come out of my house because my films didn't do well. I lock myself in for months. I don't talk to people. I feel bad for producer, director, for those who lost money. It's never about myself or my career alone.
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I usually have eight to 10 meetings a day and travel 150 days a year..._It sounds crazy, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
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I would love to do a film with a lot of humor in it: a comedy with pain instead of a painful film with some comedy.
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God invented love, and it is therefore perfect, and dogs are better at celebrating this perfection than we are. When in doubt as to how we should feel, we could do far worse than trying to live life like the dogs.
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A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience.
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I could find faults with all my albums because that's just a part of being an artist - it's hard being a human being, isn't it?
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In private, I'm a hippie who follows Buddhism, does yoga, meditates and loves to dance wildly.
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Live your days on the positive side of life, in tune with your most treasured values. And in each moment you'll have much to live for.
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Often for hors d'oeuvres, I serve room temperature vegetables, something like that, so that the main course might be quite rich but the first course has balanced it out.
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Reaching the height of 6 ft. 5 in.; I never expected to be that tall. I just shot up.
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I like Public Enemy a great deal.
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It's hard to see how anyone can fail to care about innocent children and animals being blown up by landmines.
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I love being a performer. It's like a hole that never closes. It's something in you that never dies.
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I've never wanted to do anything but be a newspaperman ever since I was 13.
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I have spoken to many, many Indian chiefs who say they have no objection whatsoever to the nickname.
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The ugly can be beautiful. The pretty, never.
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My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.