Muhammad Ali Quotes
Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans.
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India does not need to become anything else. India must become only India. This is a country that once upon a time was called the golden bird.
Narendra Modi
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God has taken away the greatest man of his generation, for Dr. Livingstone stood alone.
Florence Nightingale
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Water boarding: Is that like snowboarding?! 12.
Ze Frank
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...next time you rake up those leaves realize you're about to jump into a pile of tree shit. 19.
Ze Frank
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Those who think the information brought out at a criminal trial is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth are fools. Prosecuting or defending a case is nothing more than getting to those people who will talk for your side, who will say what you want said.
F. Lee Bailey
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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Mark Twain
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Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.
Mark Twain
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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Mark Twain
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
Mark Twain
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Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.
Mark Twain
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We have the best government that money can buy.
Mark Twain
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No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.
Mark Twain
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When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.
Mark Twain
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
Mark Twain
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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
Mark Twain
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All emotion is involuntary when genuine.
Mark Twain
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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain
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There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
Mark Twain
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Struggles make you stronger and the changes make you wiser and happiness has its own way of taking its sweet time. Life isn't always lovely, but it's a beautiful ride.
Gary Allan
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Never get a reputation for a small perfection if you are trying for fame in a loftier area. The world can only judge by generals, and it sees that those who pay considerable attention to minutiae seldom have their minds occupied with great things.
Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
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... our objects, bibelots, whatnots, and knickknacks-say the most about who we are. They are as honest as a diary.
Charlotte Moss
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Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans.
Muhammad Ali