Gary Shteyngart Quotes
In a strange way, I expected Russia to become more like America since the Soviet Union collapsed, but the reverse is true. America has become more like Russia: a kleptocratic society.

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The Open Access Movement has fought valiantly to ensure that scientists do not sign their copyrights away but instead ensure their work is published on the Internet, under terms that allow anyone to access it.
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All good actors are actresses. The more like a woman they are, the better they act, because a man's salvation is his femininity. Women have stronger sensibilities than men, which allows them to go a bit deeper when they are on and off the stage.
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I love speaking at schools. That's always my favorite because I wish I'd had someone who was like me come speak at my school.
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You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that. You know, where you just give it a shake and watch what comes out and shake it again. It's like that.
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I do not consider the Lisbon Treaty to be a good thing for Europe, for the freedom of Europe, or for the Czech Republic.
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You want maybe to be that guy or one of the few guys who can help develop the game in the United States.
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I'm completely in love with the idea of love.
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I'm trying to sell every audience something; that something is me.
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A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
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The greatest and most important problems of life are all fundamentally insoluble. They can never be solved but only outgrown.
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My boring, mundane, diligent kind of golf works sometimes. Actually, it works all the time. And sometimes, on the greatest stages, it really does flourish.
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I'm a good audience in general, but it's hard to make me laugh.
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I didn't know I was compared to Elizabeth Montgomery, but I think that I'm in very good company with her.
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We may define therapy as a search for value.
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All great rebellions are born of private acts of civil disobedience that inspire rebel bands to plot together.
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People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character.
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I never really got paid for 'Tell It Like Is,' but I look back at it and say God knew what he was doing; he probably figured that if I had got money back in them days, I wouldn't be here now. That's okay. I'm here. And I'm still singing the song.
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Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
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What So Not used to be a lot more dance-y, and now it's becoming a lot more melodic. Flume has always had that melodic thing, but it's starting to become a bit heavier, so it's just difficult to navigate between the two.
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If you have a class of 35 children, and they're all smiling, and there's one little bastard, and he's just staring at you as if to say 'Show me', then he's the one you think about going home on the train.
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There are peaks and valleys in anything and that is especially true for the music business. It is very inconsistent. But if you are wise, you can let those downs really bring you to another level of your personality.
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I don't think anyone loses by trying to be loyal to their dreams.
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In a strange way, I expected Russia to become more like America since the Soviet Union collapsed, but the reverse is true. America has become more like Russia: a kleptocratic society.