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No animal on the face of the earth could conceive of taxation. You and I work roughly six months a year to pay our local, state and federal taxes. If nothing else, this should convince you that animals are smarter than people.
Rita Mae Brown
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Would it upset men if they found out we weren't different? Are we? Aren't we? Damned if I know.
Rita Mae Brown
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Anyone of my generation who trusts government probably has an I.Q. that would make a good golf score.
Rita Mae Brown
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I think gay people are like blondes: There're fewer of them but they have more fun.
Rita Mae Brown
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Self-pity is the simplest luxury.
Rita Mae Brown
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What happens to children and families today who sit around the television? They're watching made-up stories. It's not their experience and it's not truly shared. A human being must learn at a very young age how to connect to other human beings. Our technologies are driving us apart, only connecting us in terms of information, not in terms of emotions.
Rita Mae Brown
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I have finally figured out that the purpose of life is to enjoy it.
Rita Mae Brown
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There are more differences between poor people than between middle-class people.
Rita Mae Brown
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I think you can judge the level of success for any group of people by the reaction against it.
Rita Mae Brown
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Once you know what women are like, men get kind of boring. I'm not trying to put them down, I mean I like them sometimes as people, but sexually they're dull.
Rita Mae Brown
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For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It's better that they are made by others but failing that, you'll have to make them yourself.
Rita Mae Brown
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friendship is love made bearable.
Rita Mae Brown
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People who care for you inevitably become beautiful.
Rita Mae Brown
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many lesbians were so far in the closet they were in danger of being mistaken for garment bags.
Rita Mae Brown
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Every action is either strong or weak, and when every action is strong we are successful.
Rita Mae Brown
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I don't expect executives to be creative but I do expect them to have courage.
Rita Mae Brown
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There are very few people who are creative and imaginative. Therefore, fiction is difficult for people to embrace.
Rita Mae Brown
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When God made man she was practicing.
Rita Mae Brown
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Consider the "new" woman. She's trying to be Pollyanna Borgia, clearly a conflict of interest. She's supposed to be a ruthless winner at work and a bundle of nurturing sweetness at home.
Rita Mae Brown
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I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.
Rita Mae Brown
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Writers will happen in the best of families.
Rita Mae Brown
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So often the truth is told with hate, and lies are told with love.
Rita Mae Brown
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If you don't like my book, write your own. If you don't think you can write a novel, that ought to tell you something. If you think you can, do. No excuses. If you still don't like my novel, find a book you do like. Life is too short to be miserable. If you do like my novels, I commend your good taste.
Rita Mae Brown
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It's a big jump from smart to motherwit.
Rita Mae Brown
