Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
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I'm a jeans fanatic. It's ridiculous how many jeans I have.
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The only way I hear gossip is if it's big enough and loud enough for my friends to bring it up to me. Or if it's, like, a big untrue ordeal from my publicist – and she hates making that phone call!
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I love 'Glee' so much. It just works - it's on the edge of ridiculous.
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That's the era we grew up in. It's weak to go to a psychiatrist.
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My family never told me like you have to be one thing. What do you want to be when you grow up? They think it's the most ridiculous question. You can be many, many things.
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I would disagree that America is any more racist or ridiculous than anywhere else.
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There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
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The NCAA makes so much money off of their kids, and they put ridiculous - absolutely ridiculous - restrictions on everything that they can do.
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I had this song called Helter Skelter, which is just a ridiculous song. So we did it like that, 'cuz I like noise.
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It's only led me to complete awesomeness at all times. It's only led me to awesome truth and awesomeness. Beauty, truth, awesomeness. That's all it is.
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Well, I don't like your clothes. You look perfectly ridiculous in them. Why on earth don't you go up and change? It's perfectly childish to be in mourning for a man who is actually staying a whole week with you in your house as a guest. I call it grotesque.
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The form of government that is most suitable to the artist is no government at all. Authority over him and his art is ridiculous.
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Nature, being a wise and provident lady, governs her parts very wisely, methodically, and orderly: Also, she is very industrious and hates to be idle, which makes her employ her time as a good housewife doth.
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The human species, although happily ridiculous at times, is still reaching for the stars.
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I think it's ridiculous that you need to look a certain way to be conventionally pretty.
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Everyone wants to know about the gold ring. Everyone knows already - it's ridiculous.
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I have this self-conscious inclination to just say "anyone who hates it, that's cool that's fine!"
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Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
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Beware of him who hates the laugh of a child.
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You see all the young girls, and they're so skinny. I actually don't even twirl anymore. They say, "Twirl, let us see your back." I just tell 'em, "I do not twirl. If you want to see my back, when I walk away, you can take a picture of it. I'm not twirling." You know, I twirled once, and I almost fell. It looks ridiculous. So I said I'm not twirling anymore.
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Generosity makes at least two people feel good.
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If you have any talent, or any occupation that delights you, do it, and do it to the hilt. Don't ask why, or what difficulties you may get into.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
