Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

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• The only way I hear gossip is if it's big enough and loud enough for my friends to bring it up to me. Or if it's, like, a big untrue ordeal from my publicist – and she hates making that phone call!

  

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• I love 'Glee' so much. It just works - it's on the edge of ridiculous.

  

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• That's the era we grew up in. It's weak to go to a psychiatrist.

  

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• My family never told me like you have to be one thing. What do you want to be when you grow up? They think it's the most ridiculous question. You can be many, many things.

  

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• I would disagree that America is any more racist or ridiculous than anywhere else.

  

  Frances McDormand
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• There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.

  

  Oscar Wilde
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• The NCAA makes so much money off of their kids, and they put ridiculous - absolutely ridiculous - restrictions on everything that they can do.

  

  Aaron Rodgers
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• I had this song called Helter Skelter, which is just a ridiculous song. So we did it like that, 'cuz I like noise.

  

  Paul McCartney Paul McCartney and Wings
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• It's only led me to complete awesomeness at all times. It's only led me to awesome truth and awesomeness. Beauty, truth, awesomeness. That's all it is.

  

  Kanye West
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• Well, I don't like your clothes. You look perfectly ridiculous in them. Why on earth don't you go up and change? It's perfectly childish to be in mourning for a man who is actually staying a whole week with you in your house as a guest. I call it grotesque.

  

  Oscar Wilde
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• The form of government that is most suitable to the artist is no government at all. Authority over him and his art is ridiculous.

  

  Oscar Wilde
  • Art
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• Nature, being a wise and provident lady, governs her parts very wisely, methodically, and orderly: Also, she is very industrious and hates to be idle, which makes her employ her time as a good housewife doth.

  

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• The human species, although happily ridiculous at times, is still reaching for the stars.

  

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• I think it's ridiculous that you need to look a certain way to be conventionally pretty.

  

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• Everyone wants to know about the gold ring. Everyone knows already - it's ridiculous.

  

  Kristen Stewart
  • Want
  • Knows
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• I have this self-conscious inclination to just say "anyone who hates it, that's cool that's fine!"

  

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• Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.

  

  Jim Gaffigan
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• A picture is what it is and I've never noticed that it helps to talk about them, or answer specific questions about them, much less volunteer information in words. It wouldn't make any sense to explain them. Kind of diminishes them. People always want to know when something was taken, where it was taken, and, God knows, why it was taken. It gets really ridiculous. I mean, they're right there, whatever they are.

  

  William Eggleston
  • People
  • Mean
  • Taken

• I think every celebrity that I love wears my shoes. I'm a particular fan of Julianne Moore, and I adore Jennifer Lawrence. There are so many beautiful women. I love Poppy Delevingne, of course; I even made a collection with her.

  

  Edgardo Osorio
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• The simplest fix for better grilling is to line the inside of your barbecue with tin foil. It dramatically affects how evenly the heat is distributed. That crusty black hibachi or Weber grill is doing your food no favors.

  

  Nathan Myhrvold
  • Black
  • Food
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• Why should anyone steal a watch when he could steal a bicycle?

  

  Flann O'Brien
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• The light of memory, or rather the light that memory lends to things, is the palest light of all. I am not quite sure whether I am dreaming or remembering, whether I have lived my life or dreamed it. Just as dreams do, memory makes me profoundly aware of the unreality, the evanescence of the world, a fleeting image in the moving water.

  

  Eugene Ionesco
  • Memory
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• I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Ridiculous
  • Hates
  • Psychiatrist