Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

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I'm a jeans fanatic. It's ridiculous how many jeans I have.
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The only way I hear gossip is if it's big enough and loud enough for my friends to bring it up to me. Or if it's, like, a big untrue ordeal from my publicist – and she hates making that phone call!
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I love 'Glee' so much. It just works - it's on the edge of ridiculous.
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That's the era we grew up in. It's weak to go to a psychiatrist.
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My family never told me like you have to be one thing. What do you want to be when you grow up? They think it's the most ridiculous question. You can be many, many things.
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I would disagree that America is any more racist or ridiculous than anywhere else.
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There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
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The NCAA makes so much money off of their kids, and they put ridiculous - absolutely ridiculous - restrictions on everything that they can do.
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I had this song called Helter Skelter, which is just a ridiculous song. So we did it like that, 'cuz I like noise.
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It's only led me to complete awesomeness at all times. It's only led me to awesome truth and awesomeness. Beauty, truth, awesomeness. That's all it is.
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Well, I don't like your clothes. You look perfectly ridiculous in them. Why on earth don't you go up and change? It's perfectly childish to be in mourning for a man who is actually staying a whole week with you in your house as a guest. I call it grotesque.
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The form of government that is most suitable to the artist is no government at all. Authority over him and his art is ridiculous.
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Nature, being a wise and provident lady, governs her parts very wisely, methodically, and orderly: Also, she is very industrious and hates to be idle, which makes her employ her time as a good housewife doth.
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The human species, although happily ridiculous at times, is still reaching for the stars.
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I think it's ridiculous that you need to look a certain way to be conventionally pretty.
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Everyone wants to know about the gold ring. Everyone knows already - it's ridiculous.
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I have this self-conscious inclination to just say "anyone who hates it, that's cool that's fine!"
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Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
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Marriage equality is a term so ridiculous on its face that when you hear it mentioned, you would think you were in Riyadh. Years from now, perhaps we can lose the equality part, the same-sex part and call it what it is - marriage.
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Nanotechnology will let us build computers that are incredibly powerful. We'll have more power in the volume of a sugar cube than exists in the entire world today.
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If you already understand your purpose, are you prepared to change your plans to match God’s will? If you aren’t, you can easily become bitter because things that used to work for you may no longer work. Be willing to transition at every stage and age of life. If your heart is open and you have an open mind, the blessings will flow.
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Africa has no future.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.