Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.

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Every man I meet is in some way my superior.
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I feel like all the parts are seniors in high school and seventh graders, and I think I kinda skipped that awkward stage by not working those years.
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The American dream is still to own your home.
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If you don't take a chance-you won't have a chance.
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The rain, it raineth every day.
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My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.