Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.
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The thing about markets, and I think the thing people don't understand about that, is markets are not kind, but they're very efficient. So when the marketplace determines an inefficiency in the system, it corrects that, and a market system that's left alone will reward good behavior and punish bad behavior.
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If the interview was done in the studio, Frank McGee would automatically do it. But if I went out and got it, then the interview was mine. So I was considered a pushy cookie, because I would get the interview.
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Verily He answereth him who prayeth unto Him, and is near unto him who calleth on Him.
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The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies.
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The American people need to tell their member of Congress that we need a strong defense to protect us and to prevent wars. We can't get away with simply leading from behind and gutting our defenses.
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I love and adore being a mother. It's the greatest gift I've ever been given.
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I loved London. In the 1970s... it was very exciting, really wild.
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Norma Bates is insanely crazy, but you can't help but love her.
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A system that was originally designed to support the poorest in society is now trapping them in the very condition it was supposed to alleviate.
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He who improves an opportunity sows a seed which will yield fruit in opportunity for himself and others.
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Control of a company does not carry with it the ability to control the price of its stock.
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To take part in this brothel through the payment of my taxes, that had become to me unbearable.
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I have moved to a smaller house in Paris, and I don't fancy having so much staff now.
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I definitely have family on the brain.
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I know that I've played a lot of comedic roles. It's a visual medium. When you get one role, you start to get cast in that role for awhile because that's what people have seen you do, and have hopefully seen you do it successfully.
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Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece.
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I try to listen to my children. I try to change with my children.
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There's no smarter politician out there than Bill Clinton.
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I've always wanted to meet Robert Downey, Jr. because I think he's awesome.
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At some point in my life I'd honestly hoped love would rescue me from the cold, drafty castle I lived in. But at another point, much earlier I think, I'd quietly begun to hope for nothing at all in the way of love, so as not to be disappointed. It works. It gets to be a habit.
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After I went through two years of not winning an event, what kept me going was winning one more major. Once I won that last U.S. Open, I spent the next six months trying to figure out what was next. Slowly my passion for the sport just vanished. I had nothing left to prove.
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I have a children's book already out and my autobiography.
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I've been married over 50 years of my life.
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I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.
