Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.
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The thing about markets, and I think the thing people don't understand about that, is markets are not kind, but they're very efficient. So when the marketplace determines an inefficiency in the system, it corrects that, and a market system that's left alone will reward good behavior and punish bad behavior.
Randy Neugebauer
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If the interview was done in the studio, Frank McGee would automatically do it. But if I went out and got it, then the interview was mine. So I was considered a pushy cookie, because I would get the interview.
Barbara Walters
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Verily He answereth him who prayeth unto Him, and is near unto him who calleth on Him.
Baha'u'llah
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The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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The American people need to tell their member of Congress that we need a strong defense to protect us and to prevent wars. We can't get away with simply leading from behind and gutting our defenses.
Oliver North
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I love and adore being a mother. It's the greatest gift I've ever been given.
Uma Thurman
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I loved London. In the 1970s... it was very exciting, really wild.
Zaha Hadid
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Norma Bates is insanely crazy, but you can't help but love her.
Taissa Farmiga
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A system that was originally designed to support the poorest in society is now trapping them in the very condition it was supposed to alleviate.
Iain Duncan Smith
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He who improves an opportunity sows a seed which will yield fruit in opportunity for himself and others.
Orison Swett Marden
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Control of a company does not carry with it the ability to control the price of its stock.
J. Paul Getty
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To take part in this brothel through the payment of my taxes, that had become to me unbearable.
Yannick Noah
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I have moved to a smaller house in Paris, and I don't fancy having so much staff now.
Karl Lagerfeld
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I definitely have family on the brain.
Rachel Bilson
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I know that I've played a lot of comedic roles. It's a visual medium. When you get one role, you start to get cast in that role for awhile because that's what people have seen you do, and have hopefully seen you do it successfully.
Fran Kranz
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Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece.
Ian Frazier
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You need to train your brain to be positive.
Nargis Fakhri
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I try to listen to my children. I try to change with my children.
Victoria Osteen
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People think it’s a failure to live alone. But it isn’t. The failure is to live with someone because you can’t face anything else.
M. John Harrison
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Good movies beget other good movies. So when a movie captures the imagination and hearts of people around the world, it's going to have a positive influence on similar genres getting made.
Marc Platt
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I never knew how soothing trees are-many trees and patches of open sunlight, and tree presences; it is almost like having another being.
D. H. Lawrence
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I have always been a writer of letters, and of long ones; so, when I first thought of writing a book in the form of letters, I knew that I could do it quickly and easily.
Laurence Housman
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Freedom of teaching and of opinion in book or press is the foundation for the sound and natural development of any people.
Albert Einstein
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I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.
Jack Roy