Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.
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The thing about markets, and I think the thing people don't understand about that, is markets are not kind, but they're very efficient. So when the marketplace determines an inefficiency in the system, it corrects that, and a market system that's left alone will reward good behavior and punish bad behavior.
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If the interview was done in the studio, Frank McGee would automatically do it. But if I went out and got it, then the interview was mine. So I was considered a pushy cookie, because I would get the interview.
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Verily He answereth him who prayeth unto Him, and is near unto him who calleth on Him.
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The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies.
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The American people need to tell their member of Congress that we need a strong defense to protect us and to prevent wars. We can't get away with simply leading from behind and gutting our defenses.
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I love and adore being a mother. It's the greatest gift I've ever been given.
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I loved London. In the 1970s... it was very exciting, really wild.
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Norma Bates is insanely crazy, but you can't help but love her.
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A system that was originally designed to support the poorest in society is now trapping them in the very condition it was supposed to alleviate.
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He who improves an opportunity sows a seed which will yield fruit in opportunity for himself and others.
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Control of a company does not carry with it the ability to control the price of its stock.
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To take part in this brothel through the payment of my taxes, that had become to me unbearable.
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I have moved to a smaller house in Paris, and I don't fancy having so much staff now.
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I definitely have family on the brain.
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I know that I've played a lot of comedic roles. It's a visual medium. When you get one role, you start to get cast in that role for awhile because that's what people have seen you do, and have hopefully seen you do it successfully.
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Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece.
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I try to listen to my children. I try to change with my children.
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There's no smarter politician out there than Bill Clinton.
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I had a lot of alone time with no brothers or sisters running around, or anything. I would just sit and imagine things, all the time.
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Even in Los Angeles, where we lived, when we would date somebody or go out with them, if we went out with somebody else the next night, we often found that women were banging on our windows while we were bedded down with other women!
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I called my book 'When I Stop Talking, You'll Know I'm Dead' because that's the truth. I will keep talking until the big hand comes down from Heaven. But I am a spiritual man and I believe that even that does not have to be the end.
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The price of an e-book is a lot less than the price that we're charging for a hardcover book. It's about the same as we charge for a paperback. And that means a different revenue stream.
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I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.
