Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. She said why should I you never put out for me.
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When I was a child, I'd see a movie, I took it for what it was, I enjoyed it. And if I believed it I would tend to be more interested in knowing more about it.
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I introduce her as the love of my life everywhere that we go. She introduces me as her current husband. So you can see how the relationship kinda works here.
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You want maybe to be that guy or one of the few guys who can help develop the game in the United States.
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This flattery has been rather slow in coming. I think all of sudden late in life now I'm getting some credit for what I've done. Which is gratifying, but it's kind of a little late.
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I feel like I just have such the blood and bones of a New Yorker that I can almost imagine better, like, giving up the fight and not being able to afford the city and going out West, keeping a small place here, and then when I'm like 80, coming back here, living on the park and going to the theater.
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My penalty for rocking the boat was being traded.
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I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
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I didn't hang around films. I don't know if I'd ever seen Hitchcock's The Lady Vanishes.
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I tried to connect my singing voice to my guitar an' my guitar to my singing voice. Like the two was talking to one another.
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You got to be rigorous in your appraisal system. The biggest cowards are managers who don't let people know where they stand.
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God's Word is alive and powerful! When you declare these words over your life, the truth of God's Word draws forth the seeds of love that God deposits into us when we invite Jesus to be our Lord and Savior.
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On the other hand, when I give it closer thought, I realize I'm not enough of a dictator to conduct an orchestra because it requires a pretty awful person. When you read these biographies of famous conductors, they are all awful people who fail in their private relationships.
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The sooner you learn to finish things, and as a matter of course finish your creative endeavors, the better. It took me a long time to learn that.
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A woman always has her man, but the man unconsciously leans on his roots, his heritage. He feels like an orphan without his parents.
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One may no more live in the world without picking up the moral prejudices of the world than one will be able to go to hell without perspiring.
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We won't be in any reggae publications or websites.
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Young writers should keep out of pubs and remember that the cliche way of the artistic life is a lie.
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We are all the heroes and heroines of our own lives. Our love stories are amazingly romantic; our losses and betrayals and disappointments are gigantic in our own minds.
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The one good thing about failure is that it makes you consider doing things a different way.
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When I returned to the United Kingdom, I found that I could no longer justify Islamist extremism as the antidote.
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I get in fights with my sister all the time. She comes on the road with me and we fight - like sisters do.
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Sometimes you get yourselves in situations where you don't realize people are actually testing you. People are actually provoking you.
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I think nothing's better than lots of water and a good night's sleep to rejuvenate yourself.
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I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. She said why should I you never put out for me.
