Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
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You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.
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If you are unhealthy, start by making small changes to become healthier. You are unique, beautiful, and worthy.
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I'm a Muslim. I don't try to hide it. I'm also a girl who loves music.
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I think I need security.
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Follow me around. I don't care. If anybody wants to put a tail on me, go ahead. They'd be very bored.
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I make a lot of money and I'm worth every cent.
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My beauty secret is... nothing! I don't drink too much water. I don't eat very well. Sometimes I cheat and grab some chocolate. The best thing is to eat what you want, but not very much.
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What people can survive and what they don't survive is shocking to me. Someone can go to Iraq and be blown to bits and survive. Someone can trip and fall on the street and they die – that's that.
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There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
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If you are nice, and keep your promise, we will be in paradise.
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I really like clever men who challenge you.
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I always thought 'Rome' would change things for me, that people would finally understand what I do.
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I turned Compaq from a small company with troubles into a computer powerhouse. We can do the same at Intershop.
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However, we still have the problem of free travel and movement, since the Travel Documents issued by UNMIK as the substitute to passports, are not fully recognized yet by all countries.
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Even when you're 50, you can make the effort to improve your standards.
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If we had, we would have realised sooner that Indigenous organisations are sometimes not the appropriate channel for programmes to help the stolen generations, because many of them play little part in Indigenous associations.
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I used to find great difficulty in drawing feet.
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The heart of Univision – and what we do – is here in Miami.
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I think they'd both lose miserably.
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The issue is that when you're a critic it's hard to tell the difference between the thrill of denouncing and telling the truth. Telling the truth to me feels more often like denouncing than like praising. There are many more concrete advantages in the world for people who praise than for those who denounce. So if you want to tell the truth, oftentimes you're going to err on the side of denouncing. That's just something I have to work on.
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But more than that, I wanted my wife and my family to see how I can actually play this game. They haven't seen me at my best, and I want them to.
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Man was born to die. What did it mean? Hanging around and waiting. Waiting for the ‘A train.’ Waiting for a pair of big breasts on some August night in a Vegas hotel room. Waiting for the mouse to sing. Waiting for the snake to grow wings. Hanging around.
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I love Dexter. I love Top Chef. I can't wait for it to come back. I love Friday Night Lights. I think TV is in a great place right now. It's definitely getting better and better. I think there is some of the most complete writing for women and female characters, they're done in television production and not really film production.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
