Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
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You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.
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If you are unhealthy, start by making small changes to become healthier. You are unique, beautiful, and worthy.
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I'm a Muslim. I don't try to hide it. I'm also a girl who loves music.
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I think I need security.
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Follow me around. I don't care. If anybody wants to put a tail on me, go ahead. They'd be very bored.
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I make a lot of money and I'm worth every cent.
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My beauty secret is... nothing! I don't drink too much water. I don't eat very well. Sometimes I cheat and grab some chocolate. The best thing is to eat what you want, but not very much.
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What people can survive and what they don't survive is shocking to me. Someone can go to Iraq and be blown to bits and survive. Someone can trip and fall on the street and they die – that's that.
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There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
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I developed in my head that I'm never any better than my last concert or the last time I played, so it's like an audition each time. You get nervous just before going onstage. I still have that, but I think it's more like concern. You're concerned about the people - like meeting your in-laws for the first time.
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If you are nice, and keep your promise, we will be in paradise.
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I really like clever men who challenge you.
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I always thought 'Rome' would change things for me, that people would finally understand what I do.
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I turned Compaq from a small company with troubles into a computer powerhouse. We can do the same at Intershop.
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However, we still have the problem of free travel and movement, since the Travel Documents issued by UNMIK as the substitute to passports, are not fully recognized yet by all countries.
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Even when you're 50, you can make the effort to improve your standards.
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If we had, we would have realised sooner that Indigenous organisations are sometimes not the appropriate channel for programmes to help the stolen generations, because many of them play little part in Indigenous associations.
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I used to find great difficulty in drawing feet.
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The heart of Univision – and what we do – is here in Miami.
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We commute through computers. Spirits stay mute while our ego spread rumors. We're survivalists turned to consumers
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I think it's more likely that we can make positive changes happen on environment and military issues if states begin to secede. I don't think it's question of personal lifestyle preference or some sort of parochial identification with your state. I think it's an absolute moral demand that something be done to create a government with some power that can be controlled by the residents of its territory. That was supposedly the idea in creating the United States, but it doesn't exist now and we have to make it exist even if it's piece by piece, part of the United States at a time.
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With me and Bill... I think we started out with $15 apiece and split the other $20 between the band.
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My family and friends were definitely the key to my recovery. One thing that I do suggest is that anyone dealing with a life-threatening illness like cancer choose a point person for people to call to find out how you are doing - a sister, brother, mother, father, daughter, son, or close friend.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
