Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
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You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.
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If you are unhealthy, start by making small changes to become healthier. You are unique, beautiful, and worthy.
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I'm a Muslim. I don't try to hide it. I'm also a girl who loves music.
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I think I need security.
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Follow me around. I don't care. If anybody wants to put a tail on me, go ahead. They'd be very bored.
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I make a lot of money and I'm worth every cent.
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My beauty secret is... nothing! I don't drink too much water. I don't eat very well. Sometimes I cheat and grab some chocolate. The best thing is to eat what you want, but not very much.
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What people can survive and what they don't survive is shocking to me. Someone can go to Iraq and be blown to bits and survive. Someone can trip and fall on the street and they die – that's that.
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There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
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If you are nice, and keep your promise, we will be in paradise.
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I really like clever men who challenge you.
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I always thought 'Rome' would change things for me, that people would finally understand what I do.
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I turned Compaq from a small company with troubles into a computer powerhouse. We can do the same at Intershop.
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However, we still have the problem of free travel and movement, since the Travel Documents issued by UNMIK as the substitute to passports, are not fully recognized yet by all countries.
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Even when you're 50, you can make the effort to improve your standards.
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If we had, we would have realised sooner that Indigenous organisations are sometimes not the appropriate channel for programmes to help the stolen generations, because many of them play little part in Indigenous associations.
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I used to find great difficulty in drawing feet.
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The heart of Univision – and what we do – is here in Miami.
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I’m probably the only artist who has sold close to a million records from the trunk of my car.
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What do you mean you have my children at the police station? Why are my kids at the police station?
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I actually went to NYU for six months, had some family issues that kind of set me back, and I couldn't afford to go anymore. That was the theme going on in my whole life, you know: money stopping me from whatever I wanted to do.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
