Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.

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I have worked with some great directors.
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There is always pressure in football.
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For me, it is very important to control a situation in defence. You can always score goals, but you have to add stability in the defence.
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Spontaneity is what travel is all about.
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I like to come up with lots of different sounds. So the final version of a song might have been 10 completely different songs before we finally got it right.
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If I were president, I am not sure that I would offer Ed Rendell the job of chief of staff.
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All the time I was writing hit songs with my partner David Porter, I always had the yen to perform. Sure did. And when the opportunity came, I took it. The first album, 'Presenting Isaac Hayes,' didn't do so hot, but it was like a prelude for what was to come.
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In grownups, mercury can cause memory loss, tremors, vision loss and numbness of the fingers and toes. It can also adversely affect fertility and blood pressure regulation, and a growing body of evidence suggests that exposure to mercury may lead to heart disease.
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I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.
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I don't think taunting chants at players on the other side of the ice is intended to be sexist in the slightest. It's like when you call a goaltender a sieve, they chant that. Is that now inappropriate also?
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I think with world building, it's important to create a sense of culture even if it is just a fantasy, and the best way to do that is to look at a real human culture and see what makes it cohesive.
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Movies I liked growing up were like Francis Ford Coppolla movies and Scorsese movies.
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You can't be around Oprah and not have her influence you, and I don't mean that because she's doling out the free advice. I mean it because she is someone that leads with truth and follows her heart. She's a force.
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I've been a war reporter and a human rights defender. A professor and a columnist. A diplomat and - by far most thrillingly - a mother. And what I've learned from all these experiences is that any change worth making is going to be hard. Period.
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If you believe what you like in the gospels, and reject what you don't like, it is not the gospel you believe, but yourself.
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I want to show people there's not just one way of being Muslim.
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Different days, I think about different victories. Ricky Hatton is one of those fights. I respect Ricky Hatton. He's a warrior. He's a hell of a warrior.
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We are all born mad. Some remain so.
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I taught myself to play the piano, because I wanted to play it.
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Novels are so much unrulier and more stressful to write. A short story can last two pages and then it's over, and that's kind of a relief. I really like balancing the two.
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So long as procreation stems from parents of the same race, appearance and lineage are typically congruent. Interracial unions give rise to added complexity. Interracial amalgamation will produce some individuals whose features diverge from those commonly ascribed to the races of their ancestors.
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I'm quite physical. I'm from one of those dog-walking families where hiking up a mountain is meant to be fun.
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When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.