Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs.
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Let us remember we are all part of one American family. We are united in common values, and that includes belief in equality under the law, basic respect for public order, and the right of peaceful protest.
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I have to protect myself because people think that because you come into 25 million homes every week, they know you. I walk the line between being gracious and being rude.
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It's kind of amazing that people will travel because of a book. I admire that.
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For me, surfing is as close a connection I can have with Mother Nature. To surf, you're riding a pulse of energy from Mother Nature. And it's strong. It's real. It's there. And you're dancing with that. You're connecting with that. You're might be the only person in the history of the universe that connects with that particular pulse of energy.
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That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes.
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In China, we don't know about the swimming pool game, but we know about Marco Polo.
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Sometimes I wonder where I am from. I am either way ahead or I come from another world. I don't recognise this world.
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I was living as a young single mom. I was 19 when I was divorced, and my daughter was a year old, and I waited tables here three to four nights a week for several years while I was trying to support myself and my daughter and the day I got that acceptance at Harvard Law School was an unforgettable day.
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I will tell you with 100 percent confidence, Jon Jones is not deep in my head. The fact he actually thinks that, it makes me smile every day.
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I was into basketball, but then once I found contact sports, it was over. I never played basketball again in my life.
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If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.
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I'm very competitive but in a very nice way.
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After defining an idea of what I want to achieve, through a series of storyboard images, I'll go to the ends of the earth to create it, whether that involves obscure camera lenses or the latest electronic techniques.
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Twitter is all about user experience - the fact that it is so easy, so clean, so unencumbered has won it so many users and fans, for so many different reasons.
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Ours is one continued struggle against degradation sought to be inflicted upon us by the European, who desire to degrade us to the level of the raw Kaffir, whose occupation is hunting and whose sole ambition is to collect a certain number of cattle to buy a wife with, and then pass his life in indolence and nakedness.
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We are the recipients of scientific method. We can each be a creative and active part of it if we so desire.
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I'm not crazy. I play a lot of crazy characters, but I'm an actor.
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I've had the most untraumatic life a human being can have. But I've always been drawn to those who have had far more complicated histories.
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My friends have always called me 'Mr. Thorough,' in that when I get into something, I become obsessed with it.
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This is not bad, but the pace of globalisation has surpassed the capacity of the system to adjust to new realities of a more interdependent and integrated world.
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In Edinburgh, there was a lovely little Episcopalian Church of Scotland church on my way to the theater, so I used to pop in there and soak up the atmosphere.
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You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within.
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Father's Day was great, but all the family gatherings brought up my mother's death. Maybe it's me, because I am a wimp. We would get together, but there was someone missing!
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My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs.
