Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.
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But if you want to be in a band and write music, then you should just be in a band and write music.
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It's quite rare that you find models taken care of backstage.
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I could sum up the future in one word, and that word is 'boring.' The future is going to be boring.
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I realized that women's liberation is men's liberation, too.
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I work so hard, but... everything just goes my way! It's insane!
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For me, cerebral palsy wasn't the biggest deal, because I always had it. You know, you always work with what you got.
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I'm not the biggest comic book fan.
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Kids have a great sense of humour. If you don't, you're going to miss out.
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Trials by the adversarial contest must in time go the way of the ancient trial by battle and blood.
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My films have been progressing towards a certain kind of minimalism, even though it was never intended. Elements which can be eliminated have been eliminated.
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The hero is one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
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I turned Compaq from a small company with troubles into a computer powerhouse. We can do the same at Intershop.
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Employees that feel known and they feel like they know why their job matters and they have a sense of measuring it stay later, do extra work, and are committed to the organization above the requirements that they have.
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We will stand by the Paris climate deal.
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The village I come from is the most ruthless, lawless land one can encounter.
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Most reporters are so transactional rather than strategic.
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Two records put me over the top with hip-hop. One of them was 'Planet Rock,' and the other had no lyrics – it was called 'Numbers,' from a group called Kraftwerk. Every kid in the 'hood in New York and New Jersey was popping, locking, and breaking to that record. It was the hottest track on the street at the time.
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As an HR Manager, you don't have to build a top-down perks program. You decide how much you want to invest in your employees, and then you give your employees the control to build a custom perk package for themselves.
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I don't want anybody to dictate to America how to decide our lives.
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Wars are getting longer, they are more complex, and the humanitarian need is great.
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All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out.
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There are times in my 30 years in the theater that I have come perilously close to losing faith in the one form of action I have in this life.
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I never wanted to be a celebrity; I never wanted to be famous. And in my daily life, I work really hard to not trade on it in any way. I am so desperately worried about anybody saying, "She cut in line," or "She took our table," or "She doesn't do her own grocery shopping." It's not like it's hard to be decent and respectful and well behaved. I do wait in line, and I do take the subway, and I do my own grocery shopping, and I do take the kids to school. But it almost doesn't matter to a certain segment of the populace.
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I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.
