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There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.
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Magic is really only the utilization of the entire spectrum of the senses. Humans have cut themselves off from their senses. Now they see only a tiny portion of the visible spectrum, hear only the loudest of sounds, their sense of smell is shockingly poor and they can only distinguish the sweetest and sourest of tastes.
Michael Scott
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At the heart of every legend there is a grain of truth.
Michael Scott -
Some stories wait their turn to be told, others just tap you on the shoulder and insist you tell them.
Michael Scott -
In my experience, we only ever regret the things we have not done.
Michael Scott -
Master the rules of the game until you can play it better they can.
Michael Scott -
He who retreats lives longer.
Michael Scott -
The strong survive, but the courageous triumph.
Michael Scott