Michael Showalter Quotes
A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it.

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Foreign policy should not be justified through making oneself feel good, but through results that have tangible consequences.
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I grew up in the suburbs of Sydney, an arid kind of place, but every day I took the ferry across the harbour to get to school. I'd watch the ships coming in and going out.
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It is only since linguistics has become more aware of its object of study, i.e. perceives the whole extent of it, that it is evident that this science can make a contribution to a range of studies that will be of interest to almost anyone.
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It's pretty hard to make out what's going to be a commercial success and what's not.
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I have lots of friends and, like me, they're not married. So my kids have lots of godparents - men and women, gay and straight. My loft is always filled with people helping me out with them and loving them.
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The script for what would eventually become my first graphic novel, 'Cairo,' sort of came to me in kind of a bolt of lightning within 24 hours of having moved to that city. Just a jumble of characters and narratives and interesting things that I was seeing and experiencing for the first time.
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Once you get into your stride, the camera becomes like another person in the room. It's like being in a very small theatre where there is no getting away with anything because the audience is centimetres away from you.
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We believe in freedom, freedom for the people of each country to follow their destiny without external interference.
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I didn't know who the hell I was. I was whoever they wanted me to be.
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I want to be regarded as the best guy in the world, and I want to beat the best guy in the world.
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I accept people for who they are and love them. That doesn't mean I have to agree or that I have to turn my back on the tenets of my faith and reject the tenets of my faith when it comes to homosexuality.
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What is it in us that makes us feel the need to keep pretending... we gotta let ourselves be.
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God did not direct His call to Isaiah— Isaiah overheard God saying, ". . . who will go for Us?" The call of God is not just for a select few but for everyone. Whether I hear God’s call or not depends on the condition of my ears, and exactly what I hear depends upon my spiritual attitude.
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We're right on the edge of going into a drought period. If there's no change, we're likely to see a drought this spring.
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I don't take advances for my books.
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Never define your success by somebody else's success. I never looked at another man's grass to tell how green mine should be.
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I like the idea of infiltrating an area that is not really exposed to me or my work.
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In my opinion the greatest advantage we can at present expect from our Navy; for at this early period We can not expect to have a Navy to cope with the British.
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Home runs usually come in bunches for me. If I'm feeling good and I'm on time, I can drive the ball even more.
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I believe it to my soul that you're the devil in nylon hose, for the harder I worker the faster my money goes.
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A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it.