Garry Shandling Quotes
It takes me so long to get tired of a man. It's women that are the problem. Don't get me wrong. I think men have their problems just as much as women.

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Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive.
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Sometimes love is stronger than a man's convictions.
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I vowed I would do everything I could to stop the Isle of Man counting towards the world championship. And it was stopped, so they love me in the Isle of Man.
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It is not reasonable that those who gamble with men's lives should not pay with their own.
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I've found that men I've dated who are in the same business can be really competitive. I've found a great group of girlfriends in the same business who aren't competitive, but a few times guys have started comparing careers and it has been... challenging.
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I have worked steadily since I started, but things are very hard for women and need to change.
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My time at Shell was a most valuable experience because it taught me to look at the world in a long-term way. Shell takes a 20-year view on events and plans for different scenarios. It makes you see the world as a kind of large matrix.
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It is a true miracle when a man finally sees himself as his only opposition.
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100% of Net-a-porter customers have a man in their lives in some capacity, and 59% are married or living with a partner.
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I'm done with men... I'm going to be alone. I have no luck with relationships. I don't think I'm made for marriage.
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It is necessary to try to pass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life.
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The women's movement ruined a permanent vacation.
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I think where men are credited for being strong, women are divas. I just think it's such a cop out.
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With Tiger Woods, you know everyone is watching. But I think interest in women's golf is getting better too.
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I like a man with some extra padding.
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Young women and men who joined the far-left groups did so for the best of reasons. They wanted to change the world. Many fought against the stifling atmosphere in many groups.
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Economic, social, and other kinds of regional cooperation are not possible so long as there is apartheid. Therefore, it seems the duty of all mankind to destroy it.
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I like whatever's good. Metal, rock, new or old - I don't care, as long as it does something to my brain.
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I cut the scene out, but there was a moment where Christoph Waltz plays the piano in 'Django [Unchained]' - Jamie [Foxx] is a magnificent piano-player but there's never a moment where Django plays the piano.
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Those diseases which medicines do not cure, iron cures; those which iron cannot cure, fire cures; and those which fire cannot cure, are to be reckoned wholly incurable.
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For whatever reason, I'm pretty good with pressure. I kinda just flip it over and think of it as positive.
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I never kissed a bear, I've never kissed a goon, but I can shake a chicken in the middle of a room.
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It takes me so long to get tired of a man. It's women that are the problem. Don't get me wrong. I think men have their problems just as much as women.