Garry Shandling Quotes
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I exercise at home - light cardio and yoga.
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The fundamentalists are increasing. People, afraid to oppose those fundamentalists, shut their mouths. It is really very difficult to make people move against a sensitive issue like religion, which is the source of fundamentalism.
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As a person, I'm polite - I want to please.
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I don't know in the world why anyone would consent to be a king, and never to be left to himself, but to be worried and wearied and interfered with from dark to daybreak and from morning to the fall of night.
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The McCain-Feingold limit on how much you give a candidate didn't really work because people found ways to get around it.
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I like people and I like them to like me, but I wear my heart where God put it, on the inside.
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One thing that we decided very early in the relationship is that when he goes, we all go - the whole family.
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To gastroenterologists, the concept of a germ causing ulcers was like saying that the Earth is flat.
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There is no such thing as a perfect player; it doesn't exist.
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You have family-owned businesses that have been around for 500 years. You cannot name a corporation that survives intact for even a few decades.
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I still consider myself a working-class girl and would send my kids to public school.
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I have all of the Apple products. Everything I've ever written, I've written on a Mac. My first computer, my roommates and I chipped in, and we got that first Macintosh - 128K. It had as much memory as a greeting card that plays music.
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I was always taken in and out of school.
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I don't know if it's because I'm Latina or something, but I have no problem speaking my mind.
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It's often the death of the show when you break the tension and the two lead characters get together.
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Hillary Clinton almost got to be president. The reasons why she didn't become president had to do with bad judgments about how to handle the early caucus states, which is not a gender-specific trait.
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When I first started playing in a band, before the Beatles, working bands played standards and they saved their rock material til the end of the night when they were really stretched out. It could be pretty lame.
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There should be at least one leak like the Pentagon Papers every year.
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We are determined to improve the economic environment by getting foreign investors in and by cutting red tape.
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I define power as 'control over one's life.' A balanced life is far superior to the male definition of power: earning money someone else spends while he dies sooner.
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Live rich, die poor; never make the mistake of doing it the other way round.
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If I'm going to change, my life and experiences should change me for the wiser and more profound.
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Teachers spend most of their daytime hours with children. Teachers at every level, coaches, counselors, cafeteria workers and yes, custodians, spend their hours trying to make children's lives different, if not always better.
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Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.
