Garry Shandling Quotes
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I exercise at home - light cardio and yoga.
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The fundamentalists are increasing. People, afraid to oppose those fundamentalists, shut their mouths. It is really very difficult to make people move against a sensitive issue like religion, which is the source of fundamentalism.
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As a person, I'm polite - I want to please.
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I don't know in the world why anyone would consent to be a king, and never to be left to himself, but to be worried and wearied and interfered with from dark to daybreak and from morning to the fall of night.
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The McCain-Feingold limit on how much you give a candidate didn't really work because people found ways to get around it.
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I like people and I like them to like me, but I wear my heart where God put it, on the inside.
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One thing that we decided very early in the relationship is that when he goes, we all go - the whole family.
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To gastroenterologists, the concept of a germ causing ulcers was like saying that the Earth is flat.
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There is no such thing as a perfect player; it doesn't exist.
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You have family-owned businesses that have been around for 500 years. You cannot name a corporation that survives intact for even a few decades.
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I still consider myself a working-class girl and would send my kids to public school.
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I have all of the Apple products. Everything I've ever written, I've written on a Mac. My first computer, my roommates and I chipped in, and we got that first Macintosh - 128K. It had as much memory as a greeting card that plays music.
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I was always taken in and out of school.
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I don't know if it's because I'm Latina or something, but I have no problem speaking my mind.
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It's often the death of the show when you break the tension and the two lead characters get together.
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Hillary Clinton almost got to be president. The reasons why she didn't become president had to do with bad judgments about how to handle the early caucus states, which is not a gender-specific trait.
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When I first started playing in a band, before the Beatles, working bands played standards and they saved their rock material til the end of the night when they were really stretched out. It could be pretty lame.
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There should be at least one leak like the Pentagon Papers every year.
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Truth, when not sought after, rarely comes to light.
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If you care about injustice, and if you care about freedom, and you care about human rights, then you care about them everywhere.
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One of the dreariest spots on life's road is the point of conviction that nothing will ever again happen to you.
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The world is full of nations that are part of the community of nations that don't respect rights.
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But sometimes you have to pretend to be feeling better to actually feel better. It’s why new workout clothes make you feel like you want to work out. I was still waiting for that one to turn out to be true.
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Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.
