Susan Egan Quotes
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You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks.
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I don't know why my shoes are so popular - I am always surprised and mystified by it.
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It may sound funny, but it's true: I tried to put myself through the 12-step program. I didn't want to attend a real meeting; my role didn't really require that, and I feel those meetings are sort of sacred, and they're anonymous for a reason. I tried to deal with some of my love of snacks - and I relapsed a lot.
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny.
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For me, I can't watch violence when it's too grotesque, and it's just like, that's revolting to watch. I don't enjoy it. But when it's a Tarantino film, I'm lining up outside the door to see it, and I'm expecting to see something really crazy, a lot of blood, and for it to be funny.
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Scott Foley was always fun because he's a very funny guy. So I liked working with him a bunch.
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
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I am always surprised people are surprised that people haven't read things.
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It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singer, and a lot of people that know I can sing don't know I can dance. And so, I feel like at some point I have to show them both and really be able to display it and showcase it, and put that out there.
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I think that it's hard for vain people to be funny. I think you can look any way you want as long as you have a good sense of humor about yourself. People who are concerned with their looks and what they're wearing and how they present themselves tend to have less of a sense of humor about themselves.
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If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
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It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun - I love changing up my hair.
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It's funny because everyone says you sleep when baby sleeps or you take a nap when baby takes a nap. That's true when you have one. When you have two, that is not true.
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I always dreamed about getting on TV and being part of a team - a funny ensemble.
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You are so funny to ask me about 'The Look'. I've been asked many times, and I really am not sure what anyone means.
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Men, who certainly possess not only the savvy but also the know-how to be funny, for some reason, are just not. I began to notice this at a pretty young age, and unfortunately, a lifetime of living - and not a little bit of regret - hasn't done much to convince me otherwise.
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It's funny: I don't listen to too much rap. I don't listen to too much older hip-hop. If I do, it's Ja Rule.
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I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.
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It is not God's will merely that we should be happy, but that we should make ourselves happy.
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We can't accept that it's O.K. if only some kids get to go to college.
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I've been a huge fan of Chris Martin forever; it'd be awesome to work with him. He's really kind, and he's been really encouraging when we've met.
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The only thing I change mainly is my sneakers. I love sneakers. But everything's sort of black or jeans. Jeans, always.
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I think people are surprised to learn that I'm pretty goofy and pretty funny.
