Susan Egan Quotes
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You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks.
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I don't know why my shoes are so popular - I am always surprised and mystified by it.
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It may sound funny, but it's true: I tried to put myself through the 12-step program. I didn't want to attend a real meeting; my role didn't really require that, and I feel those meetings are sort of sacred, and they're anonymous for a reason. I tried to deal with some of my love of snacks - and I relapsed a lot.
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny.
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
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I am always surprised people are surprised that people haven't read things.
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I think that it's hard for vain people to be funny. I think you can look any way you want as long as you have a good sense of humor about yourself. People who are concerned with their looks and what they're wearing and how they present themselves tend to have less of a sense of humor about themselves.
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If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
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It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun - I love changing up my hair.
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It's funny because everyone says you sleep when baby sleeps or you take a nap when baby takes a nap. That's true when you have one. When you have two, that is not true.
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I always dreamed about getting on TV and being part of a team - a funny ensemble.
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You are so funny to ask me about 'The Look'. I've been asked many times, and I really am not sure what anyone means.
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Men, who certainly possess not only the savvy but also the know-how to be funny, for some reason, are just not. I began to notice this at a pretty young age, and unfortunately, a lifetime of living - and not a little bit of regret - hasn't done much to convince me otherwise.
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It's funny: I don't listen to too much rap. I don't listen to too much older hip-hop. If I do, it's Ja Rule.
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I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.
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I watch mostly documentaries and things that aren't remotely funny.
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I'm a normal person. You say something about me, I'm going to say something back, funny or not. I'm just going to be me. It's nothing against them. I'm just doing what you do to me.
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I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue.
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Every few years, I go back into all the songs and I update them so that it never sounds like an oldies show. If you come to the shows, they're full of muscle. 'Copacabana' sounds like it could have been released yesterday.
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Heaven’s Sovereign saves all beings but himselfThat hideous sight,-a naked human heart.
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Dr. Phil's Ten Life Laws
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We cannot effect meaningful change if we become complacent, if we become comfortable with our own positions in the status quo.
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I think people are surprised to learn that I'm pretty goofy and pretty funny.
