P. G. Wodehouse Quotes
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
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I get tired of comedies where there are a bunch of funny guys and a beautiful woman who doesn't do anything funny. And I don't like books where there's a rough-and-tumble boy and a really clever, snotty girl. That's just not my experience with teenagers.
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You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks.
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When she was younger, my mother was quite committed to Roman Catholicism. But she got disillusioned with it and moved closer to something like Buddhist beliefs near the end of her life.
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When we put an end to nuclear tests, we get closer to eliminating all nuclear weapons.
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Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird.
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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To me, the series was the end of the actor, when the series ended.
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It's so funny: at 'SNL,' Bill Hader always kind of treated me like his little sister and would kind of, like, lovingly bully me.
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Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
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I love the script and I just thought it was a great role. Like I say, it's like this - the script is like this sad, funny, desperate love song to the lost American man.
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
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Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate.
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I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.
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I had a good job as a printer in the East End. Before the unions destroyed it, that job was very lucrative.
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Toil without song is like a weary journey without an end.
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When I do a 30-minute meal, for instance, on Food Network, that's my food you see at the end of the show and it's not perfect. And if sometimes things break or drop or the pasta hits the wall when I'm draining it, they never stop tape. They just kind of let me go with it.
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
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I ask for a lot of advice from different fathers - all kinds of dads.
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The more diverse a research group or a business, the more robust it is, the more flexible it is, and the better it succeeds.
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We like to be the people who go - can go out into the world and say we're the people seeking places that need bridges built and need the kind of energy that we bring, and then actively doing the show. We will pay for it ourselves. We just want to bring the kind of enjoyment that we know we can bring.
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I hear people say, 'I'm not a role model' all the time, and it's like, 'Well, of course you're not!' It doesn't mean that people aren't going to look at you as one, though.
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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
