Michelle Wolf Quotes
I would love to be a dad. There are plenty of comedians who have kids. But they're dads. Being a dad is so different from being a mom.
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When you play good, everything is good, but when you don't play so good, everything is bad. Even when you think there are good things, they still say bad things.
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For me, it's better to live without looking over your shoulder, worrying about who is controlling your phone, maybe poisoning your food.
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I've had grand pianos that are more expensive than, like, a year's worth of rent.
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An image of the Earth, its landscapes, directly affects people. The beauty of the Earth creates enormous emotion, and through that emotion, you can transmit knowledge and raise consciousness.
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People trash talk me.
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The nation is faced with one of the most corporate-orientated anti-consumer Congresses in our history.
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In 1998, I founded the American Center for Law and Justice, probably the premier public interest law firm in America defending the rights of believers.
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I was actually a Cowboys fan.
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We've persevered because of a belief we share with the Iraqi people - a belief that out of the ashes of war, a new beginning could be born in this cradle of civilization. Through this remarkable chapter in the history of the United States and Iraq, we have met our responsibility. Now, it's time to turn the page.
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Trends come and go, and style evolves. It's important to have pieces of jewelry that are timeless and look chic despite ever-changing fashions.
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Men should be disqualified for public office. Women should run the planet. They're better than us.
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There are not 'many sides' in the fight against hatred and bigotry. There is only right and wrong.
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As you get older you play in more important games and that is when you start thinking about what will happen if you win or lose.
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If you're a comedian, you can change peoples lives for the better in much smaller increments - not their entire life, but for 15 minutes or a half hour.
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People are obsessed with actresses being hairless, fatless Barbie dolls.
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I'm a singer and performer in a hybrid show that's standup, music and audience participation.
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I've been known to create clothes that are very formfitting and feminine.
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So many times, my mom would say, 'It's not too late to go law school.'
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The first dream I had was just to get a college education. I got through college in three years, taking extra classes in summer school.
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I try not to eat too many raw vegetables. I only have one raw meal a day. At night I eat warm, cooked foods. I like to drink lots of tea, but no coffee. Not drinking coffee has changed my game for the better.
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Univision's close-to-50-year relationship with Hispanics makes us one of the leading media brands in this country and the gateway to connect with this consumer.
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There are people with whom everything they consider a means turns mysteriously into an end.
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I continued to serve in Congress until 2001.
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I would love to be a dad. There are plenty of comedians who have kids. But they're dads. Being a dad is so different from being a mom.
