Whitney Cummings Quotes
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Star Wars was magnificent, but you could tell Darth Vader's ships were glued together.
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Nobody has said to men, 'It is OK if you want to be a full-time dad; find a woman who will support you.'
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Perhaps things are not things but words: metaphors, words for other things.
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Everything begins with an idea.
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It's not like I ever sat in my room and said I was going to start a media company and become an editor in chief. It was never my dream. It was something that just happened.
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I commanded an Army unit, and I placed the highest priority on a commander's authority to lead, manage, and discipline the men and women under his or her command within the Uniform Code of Military Justice.
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We may define therapy as a search for value.
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I'm a dilettante. My governing word is 'curiosity.'
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In metros, girls are very independent, conscious and aware. But in the interiors of our country, where education is not given importance, they continue to be oppressed. But it is important for every woman to acknowledge what she wants from herself rather than going for what people expect from her.
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The Amex has a long, often troubled, sometimes glorious history.
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My tax cut would cut hundreds of billions of dollars. So to do it, you have to be willing to cut spending, too. But if you were to cut hundreds of billions of dollars in taxes, that money's left in communities.
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I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
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I'm actually going in to ER as the new British intern.
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No one ever bugged Jack Nicholson. When we made 'Witches,' and people were standing around to see him, he'd just come out and say, 'Hi everybody!' I was lucky enough to go with him to a Lakers game, too, and he was always friendly. No one bothers Jack, because he makes himself so accessible.
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Girls think that being glamorous means making mistakes and being irresponsible. And that's just not true. The smarter you are, the better prepared you are to make decisions in your life, the more likely you are to lead a satisfying life and be glamorous and fun and anything you want to be.
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You're people, in short, who must be stupid, insane, or evil to continue arguing - in the face of indisputable facts and irrefutable logic - that others must be forced into a state of helplessness and victimized by individual criminals or the state. Stupid, insane, or evil.
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Psychologists have hitherto failed to realize that imagination is a necessary ingredient of perception itself.
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We were inspired by the fierce dignity of Daw Aung San Suu Kyi, as she proved that no human being can truly be imprisoned if hope burns in your heart.
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I think, at the end of the day, we're Americans: that's what we are, and we believe in America.
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It's funny --- sometimes the strongest individuals feel the worst when events are out of their control, and they can't really be there for the people they love. I've felt it myself.
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A half a Vicodin and a Bahama Mama...makes for a bitchin' day!
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It's only words... unless they're true.
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The coarsest father gains a new impulse to labor from the moment of his baby's birth; he scarcely sees it when awake, and yet it is with him all the time. Every stroke he strikes is for his child. New social aims, new moral motives, come vaguely up to him.
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A true friend will go with the instagram filter that flatters you.
