Whitney Cummings Quotes
My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill.
Quotes to Explore
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The American dream is about freedom.
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I definitely grew up as a small-town... I guess you could call it the 'small-town football player,' according to the stereotype. I wasn't involved in music at all.
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People ask me to describe myself, but it's a very personal thing. You don't feel comfortable.
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Tell me how a person judges his or her self-esteem, and I will tell you how that person operates at work, in love, in sex, in parenting, in every important aspect of existence - and how high he or she is likely to rise. The reputation you have with yourself - your self-esteem - is the single most important factor for a fulfilling life.
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Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
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That's really my goal now. I'm trying to be a positive role model to my kids and to just enjoy this ride, because it's hard. It's hard to enjoy it when you're in it.
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Workplaces still operate like it's 1962 and one person is always at home, and they are not very good at adjusting for the fact that a majority of women work and take care of children.
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This whole idea that we address environmental issues by not doing stuff just doesn't work.
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I'm intrigued by people who are super adept at manipulating their own image. We all do it to a certain extent.
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I rarely meet a politician that I don't like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.
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A good leader has to at some point trust those around him; otherwise, nothing constructive is going to get done.
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Nothing is more precious than peace, by which all war, both in Heaven and Earth, is brought to an end.
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The difficulty is capturing surprise on film.
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My politics are private, but many of my feminist politics cross over into my professional life.
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It wasn't a deliberate decision to become a poet. It was something I found myself doing - and loving. Language became an addiction.
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I know when I get down and discouraged, it's hard for me to be able to just see anything except for right where I am.
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For instance, 'The Sixth Sense' had mediocre to bad reviews. Slowly, the audience pushed it and it received critical attention.
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I'm interested in what bonds people together. You know, what brings us together in good ways? And there's not a lot known about that.
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When your child comes to you at a young age and declares he or she is passionate about this or that, the natural tendency for many parents, out of love, is to simply support that decision. That's the path of least resistance, but it's not necessarily the best path, in my opinion.
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Too late. Too late to retreat. Your heart is open. The book has got you. Your body is wide open. This rat of a book has invaded your privacy, worried its feeling into your entrails by every private passage.
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I get so nervous before I go on stage that I can never eat very much, so I'm always completely starving afterwards and dying for a bowl of pasta.
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America's presidents tend to die young. Maybe it is in the nature of the men who reach such heights, or of the job once they attain it.
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My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill.
