Garrison Keillor Quotes

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor

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For the record, I believe elected officials should talk about faith. Our founders believed the moral principles of faith were indispensable to our nation's survival. The Declaration of Independence mentions God four times.

Gary Bauer
- God
- Believe
- Faith
In uniform, I had to make judgments about the best course of action in combat when the only choices were 'bad' or 'worse.' As a member of the media, I only had to decide how to get the best 'shot' - preferably without getting shot.

Oliver North
- Bad
- Action
- Best
If you look closely at 'Breaking Bad' and any given episode of 'The X Files,' you will realise the structure is exactly the same.

Vince Gilligan
- Bad
- Look
- Same
You know, I haven't written as much as most other writers. Certainly maybe those who keep a more regular schedule accomplish more.

Wallace Shawn
- You
- Know
- Accomplish
When the divine vision is attained, all appear equal; and there remains no distinction of good and bad, or of high and low.

Ramakrishna
- Good
- Bad
- High
I don't feel the need for religion. But I went on a yoga retreat last year and I do believe slightly in the karma thing and just being good and true unto yourself. And I slightly believe that you can attract good and bad to you.

Imelda Staunton
- Good
- Believe
- Bad