Norm MacDonald Quotes

Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.

Norm MacDonald

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• Homeless Guy

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• I am a free man. I don't need to earn money. But I need to love what I do.

  

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• With Twitter, you can build your own virtual trading floor and research department, populated by the smartest people on earth. Almost any subject or sector has you can think of, you can find a few people with an expertise in that area.

  

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• Through the ages, from the beginning of time, I'm certain man has covered woman's face with masks. They are, however, his masks, not hers.

  

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• I don't want my children to have any kind of ego or entitlement because of what I do. I want them to be good people, and we fight every day so that they'll be that way.

  

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• I'm a big fan of the 'Rocky' series. Given the chance, I'd love to meet Sylvester Stallone. But apart from boxing, I'm an ardent fan of tennis and football.

  

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• The F-22 is a shameful, disgraceful boondoggle and it revolts me.

  

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• The bad boy: always more fun.

  

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• I definitely like wearing leotards.

  

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• I think if you are creative then it's an unstoppable thing. It just keeps coming throughout your entire life.

  

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• My parents had normal jobs, and I didn't just want to work all day, and so I thought if I could break into music I wouldn't have to work all day. And I had an uncle who was on Broadway, so I was like, 'I have to be able to sing.'

  

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• When you battle Nancy Pelosi as much as I have, you're bound to get a few wrinkles.

  

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• A true champion will fight through anything.

  

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• I remember as a little boy I ate one meal a day and sometimes slept in the street. I will never forget that and it inspires me to fight hard, stay strong and remember all the people of my country, trying to achieve better for themselves.

  

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• Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.

  

  Norm MacDonald
  • Dog
  • Idea
  • Homeless Guy