Norm MacDonald Quotes
After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that he is really, really, really, really gay.

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The day I finished 'Twilight,' I came home and started bulking up. For 'New Moon,' I'm 30 pounds heavier than I was in 'Twilight.'
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Everyone will experience the consequences of his own acts. If his act are right, he'll get good consequences; if they're not, he'll suffer for it.
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For many, the hijab represents modesty, piety and devotion to God, and I truly respect that. But the hijab should not be used as a means of applying social pressure on people.
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You can't heal what you don't acknowledge.
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When men stop believing in God, it isn't that they then believe in nothing: they believe in everything.
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I definitely enjoy working with people who can do their thing but also allow me to do my thing, you know? Who respect the process.
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Over the years, Western governments have been criticized for working with foreign police who have proved abusive or corrupt.
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The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.
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Being first lady is a full-time job. Betty Ford worked full time and should have received a salary. Michelle Obama works full time and should be paid.
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Sometimes, how you ingest this idea of masculinity as projected onto you by the world could be the difference of life and death.
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It's critical that the manager has the respect of players so he can make the moves that he feels is appropriate without having somebody go to the papers. They respect you. So you respect them back.
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When people unfortunately use religion to facilitate their envy, arrogance and hate, communalism surfaces.
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I've lost audiences, I've recovered them.
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'I think, George,' says Merion, ' the trouble is that you don't have a conflict model of society.'
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I used to be a window cleaner. I got fired because I sometimes liked to drink the soapy water.
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I think it's cool to be a rock star; I don't think there are many. There aren't many who speak out and take risks. And I think that's important.
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I would say that children are more resilient than you realize, and that as long as you love them, there is no right way to raise your children. You have to find your own way. It's your way and it's your child.
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Never think that Jesus commanded a trifle, nor dare to trifle with anything He has commanded.
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I collect rings from every country that I compete in, and I swap them around and wear different ones occasionally. I have about 10.
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This script, it seems to me, is the work of professionals who yearned to be as charming as inspired amateurs can sometimes be.
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I don't see people. I don't see men and women at all. When I see them, I see... their mothers and fathers. I see how old they are inside. Like when I look at the president, or anybody in a record company, or a store owner, I may see a little boy behind the counter with the face of an old man. And that's who I talk to.
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After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that he is really, really, really, really gay.