Norm MacDonald Quotes
All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
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To be honest, I am very worried about the possibility of the U.K. leaving the E.U. But of course, like in the case of Catalonia, we have to respect the right to decide of the British people on a relationship that part of the Brits consider is not satisfying enough.
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Being on 'The Vampire Diaries' feels almost like a game you play when you're a kid. When I was a kid, I used to have to take the garbage out at night on Wednesdays. I lived out in the country. I'd take the garbage out, and I used to pretend that I was the only person in the whole world, except for one other person, and he was looking for me.
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I don't take fancy vacations. I buy all my jewelry at Claire's. I can't remember the last time I went out to a fancy dinner. My family lives in a modest two-bedroom apartment, and my kids share a bedroom. But I do have one extravagant vice: shoes.
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The Japanese version comes with a translation, but that's different from the lyrics, so people could look things up and find a translation of their own if they're interested.
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As happy a man as any in the world, for the whole world seems to smile upon me!
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From my experience and understanding, I believe money follows name and fame, while recognition calls for a huge amount of sacrifice. To get something, you have to lose something. That's the rule of life.
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Nothing exists except through language.
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I'll never do a film because it's a massive budget and I'm gonna get lots of publicity for it and it will bring something else.
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I don't ever want anything to come in the way of me truthfully telling a story.
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If you can't play guitar and sing in Nashville, you might as well just be a construction worker.
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If a topic hits me, I'll start going on it. But you can't force it.
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What I can tell you is that for Puerto Rico being such a small island, it has culturally impacted the entire world.
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I've always been a huge fan of Julia Roberts. Without her what would the world be like?
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Sometimes I worked with just a background of a rock or a tree or black velvet, and just had to imagine the whole thing.
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Originally, I wanted a pop career and formed a girl-band 'Genie Queen' managed by Andy McClusky from 'Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark', but it didn't work out. My brother John is the talented singer and song-writer with 'The Razz,' while my other brother Sean is a footballer for Telford United.
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As an HR Manager, you don't have to build a top-down perks program. You decide how much you want to invest in your employees, and then you give your employees the control to build a custom perk package for themselves.
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I have no guitar technique.
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As a player, you just want to focus on controlling the controllables.
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I am not interested in an economic liberation of man without the liberation of the whole man.
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If your goal is to be the biggest movie star in the world, a 10-movie contract is gold. It was never my goal. Up until now, I made movies - and I have a nice house, a nice car. I'm fortunate, happy and grateful. Life is good.
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I am still working with music, but Gordon and I no longer perform together.
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I just want to be a guy with a guitar.
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It was perfect. The place is huge. There are plenty of bedrooms, a massive kitchen and a family room.
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All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
