Norm MacDonald Quotes
All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
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To be honest, I am very worried about the possibility of the U.K. leaving the E.U. But of course, like in the case of Catalonia, we have to respect the right to decide of the British people on a relationship that part of the Brits consider is not satisfying enough.
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Being on 'The Vampire Diaries' feels almost like a game you play when you're a kid. When I was a kid, I used to have to take the garbage out at night on Wednesdays. I lived out in the country. I'd take the garbage out, and I used to pretend that I was the only person in the whole world, except for one other person, and he was looking for me.
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I don't take fancy vacations. I buy all my jewelry at Claire's. I can't remember the last time I went out to a fancy dinner. My family lives in a modest two-bedroom apartment, and my kids share a bedroom. But I do have one extravagant vice: shoes.
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The Japanese version comes with a translation, but that's different from the lyrics, so people could look things up and find a translation of their own if they're interested.
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As happy a man as any in the world, for the whole world seems to smile upon me!
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From my experience and understanding, I believe money follows name and fame, while recognition calls for a huge amount of sacrifice. To get something, you have to lose something. That's the rule of life.
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Nothing exists except through language.
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I'll never do a film because it's a massive budget and I'm gonna get lots of publicity for it and it will bring something else.
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I don't ever want anything to come in the way of me truthfully telling a story.
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If you can't play guitar and sing in Nashville, you might as well just be a construction worker.
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If a topic hits me, I'll start going on it. But you can't force it.
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What I can tell you is that for Puerto Rico being such a small island, it has culturally impacted the entire world.
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I've always been a huge fan of Julia Roberts. Without her what would the world be like?
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Sometimes I worked with just a background of a rock or a tree or black velvet, and just had to imagine the whole thing.
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As an HR Manager, you don't have to build a top-down perks program. You decide how much you want to invest in your employees, and then you give your employees the control to build a custom perk package for themselves.
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I have no guitar technique.
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As a player, you just want to focus on controlling the controllables.
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When you come out of the theatre and you don't even talk about that film or remember it, then it disappoints me.
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On a trip to Germany, Lange and his entourage were climbing the tower of an ancient castle when they stopped to catch their breath. 'How old is this ruin?' someone asked a guide. 'Forty-two years,' said Lange.
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Unless Hamas recognizes Israel's right to exist and renounces terror, the Palestinian Authority should receive no direct U.S. assistance.
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We have this idea of perfection that is so unrealistic. We are our own worst enemy. No one is noticing that little scar.
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So you’ll have to wait for approval from your grandchildren.” “I wonder what our grandchildren will be like!” “Are you suggesting by that ‘our’ that you and I will have mutual grandchildren? Fie, Mrs. Kennedy!
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In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief.
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All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
